Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

In that pic Porthos looks like he wants to come over but doesn't wasn't to be first at the buffet. Athos looks like he suspects the food is spiked with rohypnol. Aramis is playing at looking like he's thinking about the offer, but we know he'd never turn down an invitation from a woman. Dog just looks like he hopes the wenches haven't noticed him.

For the record: boffing order Top Ten

Paris Tom x 100,000
South Africa Tom
Sunday brunch tom
60s Bafta Tom
Wavy hands explaining French vid Tom
The Hour Tom
Athos S2 cupboard snog Tom
Athos S1 ice bucket Tom
Athos dark Alley Tom
Cyrano Tom

Yum.

Fuck me that's a good list.

That is a veritable Tom smorgasbord there Comtesse!

I think the food is spiked with rohypnol.

Great list Comtess, I haven't had the pleasure of your #6, but hope to correct that this weekend.

Can it really be 100 posts since, ill and sat on the sofa, a thread in aibu caught my eye......? no, it's been about 112

Life has not been the same since IAGW

So, my order:

Athos

er, that's it

Although I may be persuaded to boff the lot of them should it be needed

I bring Aldi bruschetta, fake wotsits, a wispa gold and a bucket of prosecco for the buffet and may I raise a glass to the most wonderful group of wenches there are.

One for all.

I have bought absinthe. We'll all be like Porthos in a Paris street trying to remember the night before, but knowing it was good.

Clutching a watermelon!?

Shhh mouse

Can we inset dream scenario Only A Grey Towel Gitanes Tom? Not that it exists but it does vividly in my mind. So therefore does exist.

Hmmm.

Night biatches

Bloody hell drink, ninja-like finishing off of the old thread.

I thought it needed finishing in good style

Morning Drink.

I'm off to a swimming event then cricket with no wifi. Grrrr. I am taking with me Grey Towel Tom for comfort after last night. I've told Mr C to have a Paddington Hard Stare ready for boy 2 when he surfaces. Just because.

Laters.

Morning all!

Superb thread finishing off Drink and I'm with you with the Comtess reading that, I've just used my first "What do you think you're doing, going out dress like that?" and it was about someone online .

I was planning a day of gardening but it's raining so a day of housework and paperwork it is. Such larks.

Laters my lovelies.

Morning wenches.

Happy Wenchetenary!

Been here since the beginning and it's still Aramis for me.

Athos and/or Dog as back up, with Porthos and Treville after that. But they're all a long way after Aramis.

I've put some Pimms cupcakes on the buffet table and have re-stocked the bar.

Usual weekend stuff here with the added bonus of rain.

Comtess can you do me a favour & get DS1 to ask where she got it? I have a hol coming up that I could really use one for.

Thankyou

In other news - Day 1 of TeaTox. Am about to start on 1st cup. Pray for me wenches, I'm scared

Morning wenches. Off to tidy up and get dressed, meeting old colleague for a bite to eat at our Christmas venue in Sarf London, then meeting with Fancy to see a play courtesy of drama wench and then got freebies to the opera.

THEN it is Sunday and we will be discovering our mutual love of Paris, danger and violence in ecstatic moderation you understand.

MMMMOOORRRRRRNNNIIIINGGGGGGGGG FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKEEEERRRSSSSSSZZZZZZ

Happy wenchtenary to you all. I haven't brought food. Soz.

Please make your way to the snug in an orderly fashion.

Hmmmm. Am very Comtesse. I mean, it's not very dignified is it? Still, we've all had to put up with 'sit on this' type comments so maybe she's making a stand and doing it back?

You should ask her if it's for a dare.

Good luck sprarks

But whose clit is it? Girl's or Frankie's?

We're at the dance class. I really wanted it to work but it seems we won't be back in Sept. The women women running the class are struggling with the definition what an inappropriate song for kids is. I already complained once to the office and they were very apologetic but the actual dance teachers are just not getting it. as thick as shit.

First it was a song with 'sex' in it, now it's without obvious words but the phrases are

I might be uptight in my old age but I don't want my 4yo to be 'a bad girl to shake your mind' I do despair.

It will be football and gymnastics from Sept. Shame cause the bloke that runs the classes for half the term did not struggle with finding appropriate songs.

Hmm, suppose I'd better get up and go and do some theatrey stuff, since Anne and Fancy are coming to see the play. and mock me for thinking HBFTYF is H

Ugh
Sofa day.
Definitely