Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Floppers are you off today? Take it easy!!

Lovely school reports yesterday though my DS is 'unforgettable' apparently!!

New thread here

Morning. Super strong in the pot for those who need if.

I went up just after midnight Helen. Stomped about a bit to wake him up petty then got into bed and went straight to sleep. I always do this, am flat out within 3 or 4 mins of head hitting the pillow. It takes DH about 30 mins. Drives him mad.

Problem is he apologised before he went to work this morning. So my planned morning of sitting on my arse catching up with the snug is now a lazy activity rather than a fuck you all protest. Still doing it thoigh, last poxy child back to school today

I'm liking the longer Athos hair. And the bling. It's for the Americans though. We like grubby and a nod to accuracy. They don't. Still. Would.

Hope bloods go well Bads. Is it another big sale Helen?

apricot yes - I agree re. the costumes. And the beard change. At one point I thought that this Czech thing was a pre-filming interview so they were in old costumes and still trying to sort out what to do with TB's beard.

With JP's latest picture that goes out the window and I'm now guessing that they're coming back all grubby from the campaign in the first pictures we saw (I'm pretty sure he's in S1/2 pauldron in the early pictures), and will all be given good scrub (I volunteer to help with that!) and haircut. So the beard turns into the landing strip, and the posh new uniforms are formal dress uniforms maybe? Or someone somewhere suggested some promotion in roles (guard to the dolphin?) so sparkling new uniforms.

Dunno.

I may have spent too much time thinking about this.

Do you finish up for holidays this week Lyndie? Or are they missing the last few days of school? We finish midday next Thurs. Can't believe that's another year done.

Careful Weller I fell pregnant within 48 hours of stopping BF with DD. And yes what Lyndie said re breastfeeding. It's much easier for some than others. Motherhood should be a team sport, not a competitive one. less judgy and more like us wenches

There is mucho speculation on Twitter about this. Latest, given Aramis' new uniform with its crucifix, is that he comes back as regiment priest. Plus Hayley said last night that they refer to him as Monkateer. That actually strikes fear into my heart - they wouldn't do that to us, WOULD THEY?

They have to get round him having been in a monastery and then back out somehow. But just think how good his fall from grace will be . If he is out in the world NO way can he resist women.

MrsB, and yes - another BigSale at a BigLocalEvent (fun but stressful to set up and knackering to run)

Oh, but imagine the scene Sparks - there he is all celibate and pure of thought, then this vision of loveliness with long dark hair and a sparkly personality walks past him in court, looks him up and down and smiles invitingly. But all he can do is watch, (and do The Stare) because they're in the middle of court. Then later, he meets her in a corridor and he's grabbed her and pulled her into the nearest empty room and thrown his vows of celibacy out of the window...

Morning lovely wenches!

I am having a very weird morning - trying not to kill people takes some effort sometimes! I would like to go back to bed with the Cardinal and think lovely thoughts but I have at least another 6 hours to go.

So bored too - have had to hide in the lav again so i can catch up with the Tavern

actually the regiment priest thing makes sense. yeah, i'll go with that.
if bea is right then maybe they are at the king's funeral? So aramis is looking at the queen and the dolphin.
then athos can be giving aramis that look in another 'I can't believe....' sort of way, nit that he needs to shag queenie again, it could be that he's trying to get close to the dolphin or somefink.

I think they'd have it so the only person he'd break the vow (if he actually took it in the first place) with is queenie.

Right, I'm orf to check my twats and then I'm back to being not here and busy.

latereszz

Helen - I think it's time you put something along those lines in The Snug

Selflessssly volunteering for the role of fall from grace.

pfft Sparks I'll leave that up to SF, LetUs and WhereTAF-is-Nonny or even Elk when she finally gets your Xmas pressie done! They're welcome to run with that one. I'm not sure that I'm not borrowing from them anyway.

Anne with the rota and all, he's going to have a very prolonged fall from grace

I haven't read the thread since yesterday, I´ll do that later.

Feeling like shit at the moment, tired and depressed, went to bed and been under the cover for a while, avoiding the f-ing sunshine. I'm so fed up Luckily my boss allowed me to start my vacation tomorrow.

and a fuzzy Tom for ww

Oh WW. What you need is a eurobreak weekend. With girlfriends, Prosecco, fun and hopefully HBFs.....

Inveterate lurker here, just popping back to congratulate you all on your magnificent feat. 100,000 posts and counting, that's serious wenching.

The shout-out from Jess Pope was well deserved.

Shame none of the cast had the b*lls to do the same , but understandable I suppose. What RL man would have the stamina to keep up with you wonderful wenches.

Onwards and upwards and here's to you all once more.

right back at Maddi
Pull up a pew and carry on eavesdropping - you can even join in if you want though I still haven't re-covered the chaise so I suggest you don't sit there...

In other news - towels are on the line but I forgot the sodding shower room. I ought to be doing the bees as well.... FMLivestock

Hello Maddi welcome to the Tavern!

Just don't open the door marked 'wine cellar of sin' - some things can't be unseen...

Helloooooo maddi
Come and join me on the chaise

Come and tell me who your favourite is!...
hope for your sake it's not Athos

Back from town.
I am trying to cancel my ill advised internet orders from last night!
Why in my fevered delirium did I think that getting ds2 a recorder was a good idea!!??

Ooh yes Maddi tell us your favourite! I believe that the coolest wenches like Aramis, Athos and Porthos. They love to share too, lovely people they are

Hi maddi please continue to post or lurk, if you prefer.

We're a friendly bunch.

I finally put my grocery order through. Having taken off the chocolate and pringles in favour of sensible things. I hate being sensible.