Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

[Baddz]

Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

X posts - the was to mouse

Oh - and to all other wenches in need of one. sorry - not ignoring everyone else's grotty DH/DC/life obvs I am because I'm the worst person in the world

Esp. Badders re Dh at footy instead of A&E - unbelievable.

FML I'm going out to the garden now. And taking Athos with me.

And why did my picture not post (though the link should work)? (This is me and acohol, in general, so it made me laugh)

Believe it or not he has spent the last 20 minutes looking for this video:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4hnA8jXwo

It's going to be the soundtrack to me beating him to death with his own laptop.

You may all use it, badders, helen, anyone else living with a complete fool.

Well it does seem that we are having a right day of it, aren't we? :Norah, Helen, me, bads, mouse, Mavis.

Goes off to look up nice pictures of TM. Suggests all wenches ignores those pesky kids and husbands and do the same.....

A Swedish wench commune seems so appealing right now. Where's ww?

The dcs are away and I have no DH Chaise and I'm still having a crap day

As I am supposed to be doing loads of work that badly needs doing I'm currently printing up some sheet music which I'm going to learn on the piano. Cos that's exactly what I need to be doing right now

Well, there's been nothing wrong with my day so far but all I've doe is Plates & a run - so all for me. Perhaps that's the secret.

Anyway, there's a distinct lack of wenching happening so lets do this.

anne fancy cinn hope you have a totally fantastic time today at your theatrical mini wench meet up. Dead exciting!

drink totally with you on the no to sexy dancing for children. Wtaf???

mave errrrrr....

mouse what is the impossible girl song and its feminist spin offs? Yet another piece of pop culture that has passed me by...

My colleagues were talking about "music from the 90s" the other day. In the same way I would talk about music from the 60s. I said nothing and felt very much like an old gimmer.

Plates? FFS. NO. Pilates.

mave play us some Beethoven? While looking pale, intense and interesting.

Right, well that pic allowance didn't last long, did it?

The very beautiful but not often appreciated Robert Capa Santi.

And the smoking gif? I had to put it in, but not helping Santi. Not. Helping.

Mouse and Helen - you seem to have my DS2, although to be fair he's been okay today.

I remember giving a lift to a much younger colleague around the time the first Charlie's Angels film had come out. She was chatting about it and I mentioned the TV series. She had no idea what I was talking about and commented it must have been "ages ago". To my credit I didn't make her get out and walk.

I'm just going to stare at the pretty pictures

LetUs & Madame, please tell me you've been in The Snug. OMFGodddddddddd.

As I am in a room by myself, I shall have a wander over.

Afternoon wenches Really tired meatball here, not because of Midsummer celebration which was very calm but because of the blob. Woke up at 4 o'clock at night with back pains and the painkillers doesn't seem to work properly I'm on the couch now wrapped in a blanket drinkong tea.

Had a very quiet Midsummer yesterday with P&P Marathon and lots of food

Am back from the snug. I think my iPad is in danger of going up in flames.

Wicked

Prosecco bought.
Emla cream arrived.
Tonight I'm depilating my bikini line partying, woohoo!

Oooo the non footner footner is working!
My feet look like they have scrofula

There aint no party like a wench depilation party.

I do apologise wenches.
Just ignore pile of dead skin in the corner it's just the footner working or PC

So pleased for you, baddz

madame it's not even the bikini Line that hurst but that bit just where the buttocks start and leg finishes! Ouch.

Just popping in to say Congratulations on your century wenches...
(I was MrsMinton)

Hi mrs, welcome again to the full of feet's dropped off dry skin tavern.