Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

[Baddz]

Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

A recorder? badders why?

Badders that's pure masochism
Liv stop trying to get lurkers and newbies into trouble by offering out other teams' musketeers. I'm going to have to lock you in the dungeon without the Cardinal, and change the locks at this rate. I'm sure Drink will be more than happy to keep him occupied while you're trying to get out

I don't know!!!!

It was 2am!

If you want one for free, you know MIL gave toddlermouse one. And he doesn't really play with it.

I'd be happy to send you it

Helen How could you possibly think that I would be so shady? I'm just trying to extend the hand of friendship towards newbies

I won't do it again, I promise! Just don't let Drink near the Cardinal, he's all mine

Ooh nicely done Mouse

That's very kind of you mouse but sanity has returned
God it's only an hour till school run!
Sigh

Helllo Maddi welcome, welcome. And you are which Team? And are you on Twitter too? SPILL.

Just putting this in here too. Just because.

Thanks for the warm welcome, wenchi.

I'd be Team Aramis if I dared, but Athos is cute too.

Fret not, though, I know I can look at the goods from afar and not touch.
Besides, I have leather-clad interests of my own to sustain me.

I'm not on Twitter, Sparkles, it's too complicated for the likes of moi.

Have finished round 1 of new project...

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FML...

Oh another RA fan. There's an appreciation society for him in here somewhere too - I forget who though.

Wonder if I can finish the thread..?

Athos

is

mine

all

mine

cover

runs

away

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Done