Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

I finally had a sexy dream wenches.

It was about… errrr …David Tennant.

My subconscious is fucked.

Errrrr mouse....what are you sayin like?

I would personally kill for a dream like that!

now spill the details woman

Right

And I blame comtess. It was the last thing I read last night and clearly she has whipped the tav into a sex frenzy. And the assassin porn.

He was the French revolutionary assassin and there was a lot of bodice ripping and ear nibbling/biting (thanks comtess).

And David Tennant why, do you think? Seeing as you're apparently not a fan? you have seen doctor who series 2-4 right?

Yep, I have and I haven't watched it for a while. But I go in and out of fancying him. Especially in day of the doctor.

Just weird that he was clearly lodged in my subconscious. But then, Mr M does resemble him quite a bit.

When he looks like this, definitely.

LOLZ Norah - on a related note, Twitter Team A have a new hashtag #SantiWalling after I mis-read a tweet this morning. One of them posted 'that makes me what to wail Santi 3 times' & I read it as 'that makes me want to wall Santi 3 times'. Which of course, she did too.

Note to self: clean laptop screen.

You lucky bastard mouse!

Just turned on (nlt) and the first thing I read is Comtess' autobiographical porn

FUCKINELLLLLL!!!!! I AM SO GOING TO HAVE TO TRY THAT !!! MrElk is not going to know what's hit him.....the only possible dampener is that he is likely to be watching a youtube video about welding or some such but you takes what you find (quite literally), fortunately there are no expensive lamps on MrElks side of the bed

Anyway....snogs to all, I've the RTrestoftheFT, sorry....I'm feeling a strange mix of pre and post-coital, I'll have a proper catch up later

Arf at welding

Back from SaturdaysportingActivity It was rainging and their internet was down

Sorry if this has already been posted, but TB is on Radio 4 on Monday, @ 10.45am and 7.45pm
Cyrano De Bergerac. 5 part adaptation, it says.

Have got 20 odd people coming for ds1s tea party...really must get on.
Jurassic world very good if you like that sort of thing.
Chris Pratt very muscley...mmmm.

ooooh, hadn't seen this video before

Lots of swagger AND all our fave running bits

Afternoon

Parents have gone, so all is peaceful, my thoughts are with you madame - hope you're surviving.

DD's school club activity was cancelled after we left to go there today - two hours wasted . We'd have still been at home for the phone call had we not left early because of predicted traffic problems.

It was norah, you filthy witch you! There were no roses, probably just as well, it might've tipped me over the edge.

Glad your DS1 had a good day badders & good luck with the b'day tea later.

I'm confident you put it to good use letus. Is he all sticky now? I think he'll need cleaning up ready for sparks tonight & as she's out this evening, I'm happy to perform this service for her.

lyndie , wenches were ignoring him? You made a move on him? Team A are going to have to keep an eye on you.

Have a great time tonight sparks & thanks for the pics

Norah, re GoT did you mean the burning of the princess?

Evening

Been visiting my mom today, it's a bit of a drive so I'm knackered now. Have planted my arse on the sofa and will drink wine and eat cheese doodles

Hi ww

Cheez doodles, mmmmmm.....

Ooooh that video is great sparks. All the swagger! Is it a bbc one? Ive never seen it either.

bads Id forgotten jurassic world was out! Mmmmm...chris pratt...Bloody annoying its a 12a as I cant take ds to see it therefore will not get to see it.

fancy at times she monunentally does my head in, mainly when we're out, and she wont stop fussing over completely stupid stuff to do with ds. So most of today we've sat around in the house, and me and ds are now really fucking bored.

I really cant remember if she was like this to me when I was a kid. I hope not because if so she would surely have turned me into a total basket case.

Errrrrr....

madame, you're definitely not a basket case. Whether that statement is reassuring or not coming from a wench I shall leave for you to decide

Have a gif of Aramis kicking butt to think about for when the stress gets too much.

Right, must get started on cooking dinner

Hi Fancy

Oh and Comtesse totally amazeballs you saucy minx

Evening all! (Dixon of Dock Green, oh God I'm so old)

Haven't RTFT, I'm just mega busy, but just popping in to say that for those who haven't seen TB's Warriors - Napoleon, or would like to see it again, I think it is on the H2 channel at 9.00 tonight, repeated at 2.00am Sunday. I say I think because the website doesn't show it, so I'm hoping for the best. I love this film and think it is one of Tom's best works, and his battlefield speech was worthy of an BAFTA IMHO.

Hope to catch up soon, and ILYA!

FFS, a BAFTA>

^^

Evening wenches! Just catching up - Mouse Good work with the dream - David Tennant is HOT!

Evening wenches!

Have rbnrm - except at DT dream and actual RL sex

Hope NotSoMiniBaddz is having a good day.

Not much to report here. Been really busy with work and seem to have lots of non-work stuff to do too.

Going to watch The Hobbit in a minute. Really, my life is pretty dull! Laters.