Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Sorry chaise i didn't see up till now the points you were making re 100th thread. All done now anyway

Tom looks on those pics like he has a life limiting illness

Just seen this on Tumblr.

fuck off letus

Wtaf??? Treville appears to be morphing into the cardinal.

Can I have some random abuse too please drink? I feel left out.

shut up your trap, you old bag!

I have just snorted at Tom's life-limiting illness. Oh Drink ILY.

Ds1 is ripping the episode to shreds.
When Dog and Aramis shoot, only one hits to target. Ds1 is convinced it's Aramis.

Something wrong Drink? other than whatever's going on on Treville's head?

Don't mind if I do sparks

Dog, giving the bag of money, to Madame Pepin,is beautiful/awful.

God I love Dog. Him with the bow leg.

He is the most honourable man. Like EVER.

How anyone can think he is second is beyond me. He is, after all, Dog and the musketeers.

Drink! look at his 11's again! PFFT.

Chaise - I often potter a bit when rewatching but I always stop at that bit. Brilliantly done.

Thats much better, thanks drink you shitty old slag.

And your DS is obviously correct. Aramis shot the barrel with his back to it with a musket!! Aramis shot the target in the challenge without looking at it. Of course it was Aramis. Please see exhibit a and b. C is there, well because it has been too long.

Im going to bed with a headache. Sweet dreams all comtesse wel jel of yours btw

madame

Erm chaise Dog is not #1 because the ranking is by boffability, not honour surely? Feathery stroking will never get you to the top of that list. Having a shiny chin will though

Thanks all. I was very pleased with it. UNF.

Right. I'm am agog and aghast wenches. I've just got back from dropping teens off a short distance away from where they're going do no one sees the hideous embarrassment of the mothership. So drop them off, fine. I start to drive away and see ds2's girlfriend walking down the road to the party. Do you remember those Frankie Says Relax t shirts everyone had? Well she is wearing one of a similar style with a barely there black tube skirt. But instead of Frankie, but in similar font it says....

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SUCK MY CLIT

Yes. So my son is now at a party with a girl wearing a tshirt standing next to him with SUCK MY CLIT written on it.

I'm a bit put out.

It was a lovely story wasn't it drink . Could be worse, used to have two DCs in nappies & one dog. Sometimes it felt like my whole morning was spent disposing of shit.

Oh dear, comtess

I'd tect him tbh: Just don't!

OMG Comtess. I hope you were catsbumming & BRFing like your life depended on it. That is disgraceful behaviour.

Anne oldies but very very goodies.

comtess.

Excellent dream by the way, most jealous about getting a TM dream.

sparks