Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Something to brighten the Tavern up on a Saturday night...

Evening wenches.

It's okay Fancy. We had a lovely bath and then a lovely shower afterwards so all the biscuit spread was gone

Hope Sparks is having a fab time.

Having said earlier that the thread was behaving, I now can't see any of the pictures or gifs. Super.

Done two coats of painting in DS1's room so it's finally done. Except for curtains and lighting.

Mavis - your life is not boring if The Hobbit film is involved. I'm on my way.

Awwww The Batch and Sophie have had their baby - a boy. Wonder if they need a nanny? Although, he doesn't seem the type to shag the nanny.

Still don't get the lusting over the Batch! And certain people LetUs laugh at me for adoring the Cardinal

Batch does nothing for me, sadly. I think he has a face like a bee keepers apprentice, but each to their own ??
Everyone gone, dishwasher on, tidied away, leftover food cling filmed and in fridge.
Phew.
Sitting with a cup of peppermint tea.

All the more for me

He has had a lovely day thanks Mavis.
Dinosaur movie, Macdonalds, playing on The PS3 wi his cousins and cake and ice cream ??
Dh and ds2 are currently on the PS3 and ds1 has gone for a sleepover at pils.
It's very quiet here all of a sudden!

Hi wifey

Just checking in.

Cooking Jamie's Balti chicken.
Wanted to cook Jamie's stroganoff but no mushrooms. FMM.

Jamie is a total twat BTW

How is norah washing washine? (I love this typo!)
Did she get a new one or the old one got fuxed?

Beekeepers apprentice

I'm with you guys on not getting the batch love. He seems like a nice man, very gentlemanly and sweet. But a bit stoaty looking.

Tom hiddleston otoh……

I'm sure he is a lovely guy but.....ewww. No.
Ww...how are you my little meatball?
How did my baby get to be 12?
Hmm?
I shall start looking at baby photos soon and weeping ??

As I said, more for me

Is that the one with the shagging letus?

baddz aaaw. I keep thinking that about TM and he's only 3. I'm glad to see it'll never change. It's sounds like he (and you) had a lovely day.

Btw principled principal came through for us and we got TMs preschool enrolment pack today. We have to go and get him a uniform from the special uniform ordering shop and get the little name labels and stuff. And a new bag and shoes. And he'll be going there on a school bus.
my tiny wee baby. Ignore me wenches.

drink buy your own food and stop stealing Jamie's ffs.

Evening wenchitas.

I love it when you call me meatball Bads

I'm fine, can't wait for my vacation in two weeks How are you?

I have tried and tried to get The Batch. I really should - he ticks a lot of boxes for me, but no Am I selfish though to think it's all well and good him and his wife having a baby but there's a very good chance the wee thing will be going through sleep regression when I've got tickets to see Hamlet and he'll be knackered

Right, trying to get the dcs to go to bed as the Hobbit doesn't finish until after 10. It isn't going well.

Awww he'll look so cute in his uniform. Bit scary outing him on a bus, but is he the sort who will find it exciting? Does he start school this year or is it next year?

mouse. Try to concentrate on how cute he'll look in his little uniform...

letus well impressed at your decorating skills. I always try to avoid anything that resembles diy.

Cant wait for sparkle to check in at prosecco o clock and post slurred fangirl ramblings about TT.

norah the red guard behind aramis's shoulder looks like he thinks aramis is addressing that to him

Arf mavis , well you have paid good money and have come to expect a certain level of performance surely? Not unreasonable at all.

Well frankly darling I'm falling apart :(
Back...fucked
Hip....fucked
Foot....fucked
Teeth...fucked.
Still wenching though ??
Mouse...a bus!? Wow. He will LOVE that.
It seems like yesterday that ds1 was that age, honestly. And then somehow today when he was standing next to me before he blew out the candles on his cake, he is nearly as tall as me :(
warbles
"Slipping through my fingers...."

Xpost norah!

letus did you not read the batch-sophie rumour that mave pointed out to you on that rumour page of drinks? Might cheer you up a bit...

He's not there really. Ffs. Rtftl. Grrrrrrrrr.
How's it going up your end?

Evening wenchi

Mouse yum. I am a great appreciator of DT. Apart from Broadchurch DT where he's too thin. Deffo to DW DT. Lush. Glad I inspired.

So delighted about PP and TM's place. Aw ref school togs. He's going to look so cute .

Badders glad all went well today and he's had a lovely time.

LetUs excellent work ref the painting, great to get it finished.

One day, next time I'm in the disclosing mood and one of you pressures me into it I will tell you the story of my rediscovery of sex after twins. They totally ruined our sex life for a good 5 years where the description infrequent is an understatement. There was a painstaking journey of rediscovery.

Anyhow. I'm off to the neighbours for a drink so will see y'all later.

I think that's the kind of journey Dh and I need Comtesse :(