Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

oh baddersz. still, good for the garden eh? I'm glad he's had some successful presents is it wrong that I'd like some star wars pants? or musketeer ones? oooh, picture that...
take care moi sausage. would a soothing masssssaaaage help? only athos keep bugging me and, well, frankly you'd be doing me a favour..

I'm in my horny phase right now.

ooh 'ello lyndie does it work at the start of threads? Have you tried doing more pages per thread? You probably have being a clever wench an' all.
how you doin'?

ooh hang the fuck on...drinky you tingled and spasmed! well done wench.

Morning wenches. Excellent thread Drink.

Pleased DS1 enjoyed his birthday Badderz.

It was indeed my night with Aramis last night. And everything is allllllll better now . Fancy, we need to restock the Lotus biscuit spread.

Have fab days wenches

Lyndie - for some reason my threads are loading okay now. Can't think that I changed anything, so perhaps MNHQ have done something

Haha I doubt it!! The iPhone App is shite and crashes all the time. They don't know what causes it but since other threads are ok I think it's the volume of pictures and things we post on it.

I can read the threads on Safari but can't log on or post, another longstanding MN problem that they can't fix!!

Anyway this one is working for now.

Nice one Drink

Hahahahahaha comtesse brilliant! Also love that the tavlit is inspiring actual rl sexytimes for one of us. Hilaire scene with lamps flying around the room, I can just picture it.

I need to get up. I slept like a log for 10 hours last night. Soooooo tired atm.

School fete today. Weather looks dubious to say the least. My mum is here til monday.

Have good days all...

even on the shitepad I always use the website rather than the app, it rarely crashes now, although if I've written a particularly good post then I still save it Just In Case.

sort it aaaaaahhhht mn, eh?
I need to get dressed.

Anyway now I can tell you about my Santi dream!!!

We were in a Europeancity with me wenches and we were in a bar/nightclub type place. Santi was in a sort of semi-circular booth on his own and oddly all the wenches were ignoring him so I went and sat down and had a chat with him!!! He was really lovely and flirty and after a while said 'do you want to come home with me?'

THEN the dream cut to me leaving his flat in the morning and a saying a coy goodbye.

The end.

Norah...I'd like a musketeer in my pants....not quite the same thing ??

FFS Lyndie - that is just outrageous of your subconscious. Not so much the bit where it missed out the best friggin bit, but the 'oddly all the wenches were ignoring him' line. Have a word.

Comtess loved your story. Latest Papa news is that he was on set yesterday. He also has started his journey home. I am very squeeeeee at the thought of the nice long visit he has had with Santi, they must have travelled down to Praha together after his week in Berlin. I asked for pics & his reply in the middle of last night was "shortly!" He'd better not tweet one of a monastery. I'm hoping he's getting my drift there. Honestly, I do luffs him, his twittering is hilaire. All serious foreign affairs stuff with the odd lapse into fangirl

Well wenches, BIG Night Out for moi this eve. Have a date with Take That at the O2. Have a driver booked to get us there (7 of us going) so the Prosecco will be flowing & yeah...no doubt I'll be posting to tell you ILYA

Oh, I have some pressies for the new thread.

Yeah fancy but it looks like his licking off that bloke's water which makes it slightly wrong odd.

Morning all.

Comtess that is fantastic - I love the comedy slapstick start. And am thoroughly jealous/pleased for you.

I've just got up (hurrah for the lie-in) and need to go have breakfast now, have just sneaked onto the upstairs computer first to avoid getting side-eyes for going downstairs and plugging in to jabber away with you lot

Have some pretty... :D

lyndie bad subconscious. BAD. Still it's better than nothing so well done that wench.

sparks I hope you have an ace time, in case I don't see you again before you go! I keep looking at aramis pictures and trying to fit the look into tavlit. the third one is when he's seen Jeanne trying to hide by the pillars. iyswim?
The second one is when he's watching her in her new clothes earlier on and the first one is when he's having supper right at the beginning and glances over to her as he speaks to her father.

Oh and Drink if we expecting H&S we'd better put Rod's notice up somewhere:

Rod? WHoTF is Rod.
RED I meant Red.

Morning all.

< Sideeyes Elk very sternly>

I'm considering going on a bus to localparklandopenspace to watch the big flypast go over on it's way to Buck House, but it's so fecking cloudy there may be nothing to see. Anyone know anything about how high they might be flying ?

comtess that was HOT.
Me and Mr M haven't done it for…well…a while.

Morning all. Having a cup of tea in bed. Toddlermouse escaped from his bedroom last night and instead of bursting into our room, went upstairs and found my stash of Christmas presents.

Last dream I had, I was sat in one of those booths like lyndie described. Well, actyually the wenches and the musketeers were, I was sat on porthoszes'sssze lap and he had his hand on my hip and his thumb was absently stroking the skin just behind it. oooof.

right, time to get dressed, hair is about done I think. Latersz xx

Yes yes and YES, Norah. So 3rd one, he's just about to go up & ask "How's it going?" and then....

"You've no idea how much I want to fuck you right now"

Surely the response to Aramisanti saying that "oh yes I fucking well do"

FUCKINGHELL

The response is

yes sparkers yes. yesyesyesyes

or, like wot I did in another porthos dream, do it in the back corridor. fuck.me. hard against the wall amongst those big silver barrels

fucksake I have this shit filling my head all the fucking time. I really need want a damn good shag right.fucking.now.