Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

It have me a clit tingle

And a vadge spasm

They're having an argument upstairs!

I'm a bit sore very well thank you Fancy - and how are you doing? Isn't it your Aramis night tonight?

Comtess what a result! Nice one!

And a door slam.

Oh those pics are awesome! Whoever thought that cute men and cute cats should go together is a bloody genius!

In the hayloft or in RL drink? Is it interesting?

I could link you to a whole website of such pics, it's very pleasant viewing

Drink That's grim! Noisy bastards! I usually hear my upstairs neighbours kicking off but they are very quiet tonight!

RL I don't really mind. Last time they did it was 1,5 year ago on New Year Morning Just interesting

I get shouty most days around the bedtime!

Erm, what is the cat licking?

You don't mind if I just leave this here, do you?

I think Friday is letus's night.

I'm fine thanks Livia have had a pleasant day & managed to bite my tongue (mostly). I get cross at how my SM tries to micro-manage my DF, it's infantilising and pisses me right off at times

thank goodness for the power of the imagination to take me away from all that. At the stately home yesterday I looked into one room, that was a sort of gentleman's withdrawing room, & said 'you can tell it was created with the men in mind, it looks like a brothel'. My mind immediately went from that idea to 'oh look at that long sofa in the alcove, I can so imagine Aramis on that....'. I hope I'd stopped talking by that point as the rest was not suitable for daytime

And as for the shrubbery......

Think the cat is drinking water drink

I went into the bathroom to have a cig TWO HOURS AGO and I'm still here! I am addicted to a phone game and can actually lose several hours a day to it

at you having norty thoughts when out and about! I have a terrible habit of reading fanfic in my lunch break and then having to endure the rest of the day with TRH!

The shrubbery thoughts were quite unexpected, I was sitting on a shuttle bus, next to some random elderly gent, admiring the gardens & my mind went from identifying the flora to assessing the coverage afforded & visibility levels from the house

Catching up:

It was brilliant timing norah & I hope we gave you some new ideas?

helen, you really look after us in here

I can understand where you're coming from mouse, things being ruled out doesn't feel like progress which can be frustrating.

I'm bearing up thanks madame, I think I was slightly less snarky today, but as I tend to have a BRF anyway, who knows? . Hope you're ok too, how much longer are you hosting your mum?

Fancy You are such a perv! Loving it!

Just as well nobody took any of the Marmite from the dungeon - we may need it all!

Why thank you livia . After some of the recent Aramis fic in the tavern, I kept thinking about how he would've had a ball in such a large place!

comtess, excellent effort you saucepot. Did none of your DCs notice all the noise from things falling & breaking?

I love that the TavLit is so inspirational

I need to get on with my Malcolm Tucker fanfic - I have been putting it off as there is so much good stuff out there but I probably should have a go

I'm off now - sexy time with the Cardinal again, the man is insatiable! Night all!

Night livia, sweet dreams

Comtesse...I shall try that on Dh when I don't want to kill him
Flicks later, then a birthday tea for ds1. He is very chuffed with his new PS3 game. And Star Wars pants.
its pissing it down here....in all 12 years i Think he has had 3 sunny b days!
(It was like a ducking monsoon on his 7th b day! - complete with hail)
Anyway, have a good week mend wenches.
I am pre blob and my teeth fucking HURT so it's going to be lovely

OMC. that was excellent comtesse I was torn between being proud of you and jealous (not in a mean way of course) and turned on squirmy at the same time. well done mrc and fucking brilliant on the FOUR orgasms! Numb hands and feet you say? uh-huh, yep ok...er..good good. carry on carry on..
I love that there is comedy in that as well. can I use it as inspiration?

fancy It was like I was meant to let you read that preview just in time to help you through the day wasn't it? . ooooh, were there roses? #nonny what about some trees?

arf liv that's a bit of a needle across the record moment eh? In some ways I'd like to have more people read, but in others... I think it's fab that you do it

Morning. Thread working for now