Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Oh & Fancy your post about ranking - that should be one of the 10 Wench Commandments

I'm still flabbergasted. It was a hugely awkward slow-mo drive by where I slowed up to wave, realised it was a bit dark and she might not realise it was me, me speeding up again and clocking the tshirt and then my face falling as I read it.

I burst into the house when I got back and Mr C like the massive overgrown child he is just laughed loudly and is sitting there smirking about it whilst I'm huffing about hurumphing about it. I mean. It's a bit fucking much isn't it!

Comtess I would have been very

Anyway it's Friday which means I'm off to the chateau with Aramis.

Night wenches x

So you looked like a kerb crawler comtess?
She'll probably be well sick of it by the end of the night though, the twattish comments will get tedious after a while.

Well it's useful to have a reminder sparks, keeps us all focussed on the important points

Night letus

It is a bit comtess

Bloody brave daft of her to wear it. Maybe she'll look back at it in a few years and cringe.

I still cringe at the fact I wore one of Mr Ms t shirts to give birth in. Slogan - 'Irish at its best'. Free with a bottle of bushmills. This was almost 4 years ago.

Yes exactly Fancy. Well, if kerb-crawlers go around in beaten up old people carriers.

Oh god I hope you're right. I just hope all the twattish comments are 1) not coming from own offspring 2) own offspring isn't going to be a bellend and end up having 'words' about twattish comments as he does like the Mercutio role of avenging any kind of slight. 3) I quite liked this one and I'm disappointed 4) she'd better not wear it to my house.

Ds1 has just asked me what I'm cross about. I said about the 'inappropriate' t shirt. 'Oh yeah' he says 'loads of girls have got those at the moment, it's a thing'.

Whatever next wenches?

In my dim and distant youth I used to have a Silverfish T-shirt that said

Hips
Tits
Lips
Power

& I turned out all right

Are they at a private 'do'? If so, hopefully no-one will be twatty enough to cause real trouble

Oh Mouse

Well. Now wondering who else is waking round in inappropriate t shirts. More nice yr 10 girls??? !

I've turned into Mary Whitehouse it seems. I'm proper shocked. I'm frantically what's apping other mums in outrage. It's turning into a quite amusing group chat.

It's a thing? God, I'm so uncool and not with it.

fancy that sounds succinct and to the point

Has the world changed that much since we were teens? I'd never have had the balls to wear that in public, the sexual harrassment would've been neverending. I know you should be able to wear what you want, but I don't think I'd have the stamina to put up with the shit all evening.

Bit like when I lived in Cardiff & a rugby international was on. Sure you could've gone out clubbing & spent your whole night educating sexist twats on why it's not acceptable to feel my arse. Or you could hide out in the gay clubs & have fun.

Fancy. Well I quite like that actually.

Yes it is just a house party. Mostly loads of their year group friends.
I'm just a bit and I was all sleepy early evening and now my blood is up and I'm all of a tither. Also, just don't think Casanova needs that sort of non-very-subliminal messaging in his face all night. I'm watching those two like a fucking hawk as it is. Fucksakes.

Oh and I'm Sooooooo with you ref international weekends. We always went to Clwb Ifor Bach on those weekends .

I think I would be too. I was probably 21-ish when I wore that T-shirt, so not so shocking. Wouldn't have worn it in front of my bf's mother though!

Thank you for the solidarity wenches. I have decided not to mention it, but knowing ds1 he will mention it to ds2 hence getting my point across without me having to vocalise the word CLIT to said offspring.

Right I'm off to bed to listen to Cyrano Tom to soothe my angry mood.

Result re: managing not to have to say 'clit' to said offspring, there is excellent wench parenting happening tonight

Night comtess

Well

The cardinal

Can

Suck

My

Clit(oris)

Cause I is a grown up.

K? Xx