Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Morning.

Hope everyone has a good Friday

norah Maybe some Araporn will take your mind off the hayfever

Midsumer Eve here so I'm busy all day with P&P Marathon. Have a lovely day wenches

Ds2 and Daddy went early to School's Fathers Day Breakfast.
Dh just rang to tell me all about it and he said it was utterly beautiful and melted his heart.

Have a wonderful day WW

I'm going to have some toast possibly with honey and marmite (on separate pieces though - put the marmite on top of the honey once on accident and it was 'interesting')

Then I am going to finish up lots of project paperwork send out invoices and be productive. Yes, yes I am .

And I will also listen to the last part of Cyrano which I very much enjoyed yesterday - TB Cyrano reading love poetry to me

And I am not going to get distracted and faff about. No, no I'm not.

Hope Badders and Elk are feeling a bit better today...

Happy midsummer ww

And aaaaw chaise that's lovely.

I'm having a cup of tea in bed. Thank God it's Friday.

Morning wenches.

Oh Helen, yes regarding the landing strip, that does make sense.

We're half way through the first series of The Hour Mavis. I know you love it and it is very good. I had to laugh, Mrs B got a mention in episode 3. Wenches are everywhere.

That's lovely Chaise.

We're going to the land of dodgy wi-fi this afternoon for the weekend, i.e. the caravan. The weather looks shit. Oh well.

Have a good day all!

OK, still HNRTFT but off now. Will try to squeeze an hour of gym and then have to take the car for the MOT

What've I done Drink?

Morning wenches!

Yay it's Friday, the sun si shining and my hot (although sadly non-beardy) plumber is here looking all sweating and grunting as he tries to take out my old hot water tank. (not a euphemism)

Helen I am obsessed with Athos' beard. Really not loving the landing strip :(

Ali we'll all just cling to the hope that it was a try-out look pre-filming. Or they're going to have a scene in Ep1 where he gets grief for it and quickly grows it into the version in JP's twitter.

Elk maybe Drink thought you'd overshared?!

Chaise that's lovely

F*£"!! Father's day card! Argh!!!! I'm sure I have one somewhere for mine (somewhere 'safe' so I'm doomed), but DS needs to get one for DH. Argh!!! Still he's in the office today (DH) so I can check DS' school bag and then whisk him out to buy one after school.

My work plans have been derailed, I'm doing actual work insteda of paperwork. But it's still work, not Faffing.

Ooooohhh two more minutes then I can listen to TB composing poetry again

Oh ffs.
Just had to pick up ds1 from school...injured himself in PE.
Dh working from home today.
Such fun.

Hope he's ok badders.

So do I...he is supposed to be going on a trip on Monday!
Bloody softball!
Grr.

Cannot believe how much weight I have put on :(
I can't get into any of my summer clothes.
I have 3 weeks till my hols...come on wenches...what can I do!! :(

Is he ok Badders?

Brought him home and gave him some paracetamol and have put a hot water bottle on his neck.
He seems to have pulled a muscle.
He is on sofa watching a programme about the Alexander the Great on his iPad.
Any tips what to do for muscle strain/spasm?

Rest, heat and painkillers. I think that's all you really can do.

badders a lot of people are keen on the 30 day shred but it's pretty brutal.

Awww, poor minibads

Ok.

Do bootcamp. You will lose some at least.
I'll do it with you if you want. We can hold each other and weep encourage each other.

You out of bed yet mouse?

Ok Norah you're on

I am disgusted at myself tbh :(

Starting today?

Drink some water, do what we can wrt teatime/lunch and we'll get proper into it tomorrow. But no pigging out today.
I disgust myself, but I don't think we are that bad really. Not disgusting.

Anyway, still would.

I am out of bed Norah.

I'll join you lot in solidarity. I'll take up running again. Haven't done it for ages, with the boys taking up too much of my time. But I used to love it and I need to spend more time on me before I turn into a mumbot 2000.

I'm working, not faffing, can you tell? But the paperwork is soooooooo tedious. (renaming and numbering and filing PDFs)

I ought to do a 'me' thing too. Can't run or my knees will explode

So hard isn't it?
To put ourselves first I mean