Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Doo iiitt madame. They're great fun when they're playful, especially when they chase each other around. FancyCat does an especially comedic ninja move that involves a stupidly high pounce so she can vertically drop on her prey (ScaredyCat usually). It involves hanging in mid-air with front paws held like a preying mantis. It's worth the occasional hairball

Night mavis

He does look good wet, thanks for posting those letus

We've been watching the first series of The Hour. It's very good. Although I haven't a clue what it's about, but I'm sure all will become clear. Looking forward to Series 2!

Yes, I know about the leather and the leaning and the snark, and I still love him, but I'm mourning for this man. I don't like the landing strip.

Evening all!

Not convinced on the new Athos chin fluff either, but there are the luscious locks to compensate

As for O'Dowd or Ayoade, either, or, both? I couldn't choose. But then geek is definitely my type

Night wenches. I'm off to bed to hopefully dream of S2 Athos

Budge over ww, I'm going to join you

I an still at work. I am not pleased about it. My eyes are like Letus's pissholes.

I do like the long hair on the landing strip pic. But I'm with Apes I just love his proper beard.

I'd still break him though.

MOOOOORRRRNNIINNGGGG FUCKERSZ

It's another sunny one here. So bring on the f60, sun hat, haYfever tablet and spray and eye drops. I'll still feel like I've got sand in my eyes, in me tubes in and behind my face and a bad throat.
Coughed up a couple of throat stones so hopefully will get tonsillitis as well as it's also all swollen and hard to swallow.

FAF Porthos is FAF. I think it shows character to occasionally look like a twat so good on him and Athos for some of their wardrobe/hair stuff. Also, that explains trev's beard I think. Might go with the territory of being captain. (plus he might have needed less beard because of other projects)
It's all good.

Morning all.

Could do with the heating on here so of Nor (although not of the hay fever etc). General consensus here is we're not going to get any Summer this year and it will be largely meh for the next few weeks before an early Autumn hits in August. Which is nice

The Hour is rather wonderful, isn't it Apes? I love it I may have mentioned my love of it before.

Let's face it Nor, they're all FAF. That is why we're here.

Have a good day all.

HAS IT BEEN DECIDED ABOUT THE 100TH THREAD?
IS BADDERSZ DOING IT?
(As the longest standing always here part of the furniture wench?)

IS EVERYWENCH OK WITH THIS?

I don't envy her having to come pm with the thread title and opening comment. although if anywench can dooooo iiiit.....

How are you feeling today blobwenches?

Norah...hope you feel better soon wench x
I can do.it if you like.
Can't promise clever though

Umm....I've done it but don't know how to link....
If it's crap just tell.me and i will get mnhq to take it down
100 threads!?
Feel quite emotional
Ilya

Can we go along the lines of Mavis' idea? Short, sharp, that it's 100,000 posts & we still don't know who we'd boff first? I think that was a popular option when she suggested it.

On the subject - anyone got any objection to me asking JP for a pic for the wenchtenary? Lots of bday ones being done for fenches this week so I think it's our turn.

Badds - no pressure. Mave had a great idea (IMO) of title being something along the lines of 100,000 posts and we still don't know who to boff first. Decorate with evidence of difficulty of choice et voila?

Oh. X post.

Crossed posts Sparks

Morning. I'm currently crying to the end of Barbie and Mariposa

Thanks a bunch elk

That's a good idea sparks

Oh missed that you have done it. Well done.

Awwww drinky that's sweet that you take Barbie mariposa so seriously. I sing along with Barbie princess and the pauper

Well done baddersz yes. At this time.

link to NEW THREAD

You ok drinky?

Morning wenches. Friiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaayyyyy at last!

for Drink. I'll cry at nearly anything. Beginning of Ice Age, end of Ice Age, beginning of Up. I still can't watch that particular sequence in The Lion King.

That must be the earliest new thread ever - we're not even on 900 posts yet.

Does that make us uncharacteristically efficient, or jumping the gun?

PS - Morning all. Norah we don't have sun - come over here and worship our dark gray cloudiness.

Oh - a random pictures thought I had last night....

I got the impression that the costume dept said that those are S1 costumes - is it possible that the landing strip picture is for publicity pre-filming and they were trying out different styles (and didn't want to show S2 costumes off yet), hence in the pictures that JP has tweeted TB now has more of a beard and Porthos' hair is longer too?
(I may have spent too much time thinking about/analysing Athos' beard...)

Must go - school run etc.

And Dog isn't wearing his wedding ring is he?