Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Elk
Well.
Spent the afternoon in a and e. Poor Ds was bedside himself by 2.30 (crying, couldn't move etc) so phoned gp who advised a and e.
Lovely Dr gave him some diazepam so he is a bit smashed now but out of pain!
Dh being an uber cunt.
Went to football even though we didn't at that stage know what was wrong with ds and so we are only just home.
It's a good job he is going away tomorrow.
I can't stand the fucking sight of him ATM.

Re - fathers day card I let toddlermouse pick one. Unfortunately it says 'happy birthday cousin' But it was the only one he liked. It has a minion on the front. It's unique at least.

I miss the boys being tiny and snuffly and squidgy. They won't even sit still for cuddles anymore.

I've finally sat down. Have made macaroni cheese, hoovered, mopped and stuck the dishwasher on. So… tell us about the dream comtess

now to figure out how much ibuprofen Ds can have...thank god for Dr Google!

Hang on!
Hang the fuck on!
Tom Dream!?
See what I miss when I'm not paying attention!?

Evening all.

Poor MimniBads, hope he's recovered soon. Squidges all round.

for Elk too, sorry you've had a sad day.

Hope your day went well too lyndie

Enjoy your break Apes and I trust you're picturing me as AC in The Hour

The fathers day breakkie sounds lovely as does newborn cuddles (both Chaise and Comtess)

Do you think you'll ever see the end of the paperwork Helen and TFIF for LetUs.

for everyone else I've forgotten to mention - Nor, Drink, Mouse, Wicked

I ended up working my afternoon off and I'm now working long days all next week. (repeat to self 'think of the money') so I have bought wine for this evening.

Oh, and what Tom dream...?

Fucksake I just tapped out the dream and lost the post!!

Hang on wenches

The dream started oddly in a multi storey car park. I was just buying my ticket when who turns up but Blue Shirt Manchester BBC Tom (with tache no beard, not a Top Ten Tom but there we are). Then we are backstage at a theatre and he's schmoozing with a load of theatre types. I, quite reasonably, got annoyed waiting for him and went up to him and told him I was going if he was going to ignore me , followed by massive BRF and a mouse stylee flounce, slightly shoulder barging some lovies as I stomped off

He came running after me, held my face in both hands and said 'no, I need you' '

Then we are in bed together with some lovely white sheets, he's plaiting my hair (:-) and I told him to go and get me some toast (I don't eat bread :-). There was then some kitchen action (some warehouse apartment type set up) making the toast, he was only wearing a grey towel and had changed into Gitanes French Tom. Then he patted the worktops (just like my kitchen ones) and I sat on the worktop and wrapped my legs round him and we had an amazing snog.

Then I woke up.

Not bad subconscious. Not bad.

God bads that sounds bad.

Oooft Comtess Lovely stuff.

It is chaise.
It is my hell week (I admit that) but I am getting so sick of his inability to behave like a normal fucking human being.
I am utterly exhausted having to explain - again - why it's not normal for a parent to go and play football whe their child is on the way to a and e.
:(

OOOOMMMNNNNPPHHHHHHH!!!! Paris Tom in just a grey towel. Pher-woooarghhh, that's hit a spot

Likes Comtess's dream and her also baby squishing.

Glad to hear that drinks mot was cheaper than last years halfords one.

Likes fancy's Kingy picture.

Oh that's a very nice dream comtess

badders at least you'll have the weekend to yourself. Pour yourself a big drink. You deserve it.

I have had too many pina colada's (fancy comprehendz) chez my bbq.
Dh is off out. Hoorah. Was tempted by Anne's Kingy kidnap, but I don't have that one on sky+. Contemplates which episode to watch...,,

baddz what a shit day , your DH prioritised kicking a lump of rubber around a field over his son visiting casualty?? Really?? There are no words. Does that mean you had to take Ds2 with you as well
Hope Ds1 is feeling better

thanks wenches
Am so fed up
Sorry
Will try to be more fun tomorrow
X

ILs unexpectedly (ish) descended just before 7 and have just left. I seem to be having a liquid dinner.

Excellent dream Comtess!

Massive Badderz. Poor DS. And a knee in the nads for your DH.

Have you picked an episode Chaise? We seem to have the rugby on

Ooft I'm watching daredevil and I quite like Matt Murdock in his mask of zorro style outfit.

badders do you have netflix or similar? I can recommend it for escapism

Yes I do mouse

I am following Anne's lead and watching series 2 episode 2 : Kingy kidnap.

This is the one where Dog pulls off Athos's scarf, right?

Fuck me. That's good enough reason, if any, to watch.

Mmmmmmm
Scarf action....

Poor minibaddz!

fancy i just caught up with your arse shit story...