Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Agree. We don't put ourselves first often enough.

I have been food shopping to 3 different places to get steak, minted lamb chops, kebabs etc, for a weekend of bbq'ing.

I bought my friend and I a huge lovely salad, some hot chicken nuggets and a banoffee tart with some strawberries.

I also bought her some loo roll, avocados, baby milk, as you do!!

I went round, dished her up some lunch and had cuddles with her 8 day old dd. she was so lovely. I love babies. I should have been a wet Nurse.

Now laying relaxing in the garden.

Chaise...keep those feet up!

Am horizontal bads, horizontal.

I'm turning my computer off for some me time lunch.

Oh - Norah tonsil stones - yuck. do you ever have to squeeze the little feckers out? Does it make your retch too? FMTonsils

Laters........

Just back from a funeral. Today could have been cheerier

Awww sorry to hear that elky

No helen even the thought of putting anything in my mouth towards the back of my tongue makes me retch.

Well, most things anyway.

Afternoon wenches. Did not stop from getting to work to about 20 minutes before home time, including shovelling lunch into my mouth whilst working at lunchtime.

Who wants a CwtchParp? Form a disorderly queue.

Elk

Norah yuck, you poor thing!

Chaise we should start a catering/function company together, we'd be ace. ignores fact that we live 600 miles apart Hope all well. Squidy babies sniff

I've no idea what a squidy baby is, some sort of sea creature probably. Squidgy babies on the other hand....

Me LetUs!!!!!

Am of the baby squidges Chaise. Hope your barbecue goes well.

C'mere Lyndie

Can I have a ?

The more the merrier!

Which really could apply to so much in life

Poor elk and poor Norah. Hope you both are ok.

Starts drawing up contracts for lyndies and chaises catering company

Sorry to hear your day was sad elk
I was blaming you cause DD watched Barbie for the first time at your place! Your Dh was right though it is very self-deprecating if probably lost on a 4 yo.

No one is squeezing anything!

sorry for poorly wenches. I still HNRTFT but I'm sending you vadge vibrating vibes.

I went to the MOT today. £50 and nothing more Halfords from last year are thieving bastards!

In park. 2 boys wellying footballs at me. Takes me back 30 years to my childhood where my brothers subjected me to the same.

Evening.

Catching up
That Fathers' Day breakfast sounds lovely chaise, almost as lovely as your afternoon

Sympathies re the card helen, every sodding year I remember to prod the DCs to get something for the ex. And forget my own father . This year I only remembered this afternoon whilst looking at cards with DD for ex. Luckily I had stamps & a pen with me so I did actually get it posted in time.

How's DS1 now badders, poor chap?

elk

Excellent news re MOT drink, just think how many extra bottles of Prosecco you can buy now

Watching the king gets kidnapped episode for Musketeer Friday. Aramis just shot a barrel in the tavern with his back to it. The kids shouted rewind, so I had to oblige.

I love that scene anne. Top notch parenting to produce DCs who appreciate it too.

New kingy pic from JP's twitter

Afternoon wenchery

I got to squish a new baby today too Chaise - so tiny and beautiful.

I had a GREAT Tom dream last night.

Ahh...sorry about that drink is she hooked?

Hit us with your dream comtess, I could use a bit of cheering up. Did it involve transport or any sort?