Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

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'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

Or these

And that gif is not helping

I see you've posted the braces I was thinking of Fancy, but just to be sure that Norah gets all the information

I thought so. Good good. Thanks wenches.

It's good to be thorough letus

OTH you say norah? So it should be downright filthy then? Good-o.

Oh god I'm going to burn dinner at this rate.

Laters

I have just spent £180 at simplybe on 3 bikinis. 3 bottoms and then 3 tops in one size and same 3 tops in a different size.
I will probably return all but one bikini set, 2 at a push. But I really must have a bikini for Ibiza. But it seems a lot to Lay out at first.
Bikini's for huge bazookas are very expensive aren't they? I ordered the 34E but I fear that I have put on so much weight I am actually a 34F. I am in denial. I'm not even sure I should still be Daring to even wear a bikini. Oh well.

Fancy...have you read her bio by selena Hastings?
Very good.
Fuck it....Im going to bed.

Yes I think Aramis would be fab in braces!!

Is it going to be TOTALLY filthy Norah? Grand!!

Bloody hell, you lot. I've just read back (lasts thread and this). I go aw for 48 hours and gher's bugir smugglers everywhere! Just as well I wasn't reading at work! (Did have to explain ghe giggles from my end of the sofa to DrIssy however).

Buxton great place- first pace I ever had chilli onions when out for a curry (aged 10) and where I had my day out with housemates for my 21st (a mighty expedition for Mancunion students). I have v. Fond memories of it.

Am one cocktail and one glass of wine down. Cheers me dears!

Any other wenches looking forward to the new Danish thing, 1864 tonight and of course Jonathon Strange and Mr Norrell tomorrow, or is it just me?

I don't know if it will be as good as you're hoping it will be, but I'm hoping it will do. At least I'm having a go and I'm not even an arawench.

If you're OTH maybe I could send you a snippet to see how I'm getting on/see if I'm 'getting' the arawenches like wot I did with sparkers? It won't be the same bit though.

right, must get on eh?

Blasted fat fingers! Budgie smugglers not whatever odd collection of letters I typed.

YES to strange and norrell LOVED the book. [grin}

ah the pressure to be filthy! I'm not filthy enough I don't think. I'm more the romantic hero type.
geddit?
aaaarrrggghhh

Being thorough with Aramis . Not on a Saturday though before Sparks comes in and tells me off.

I hated shopping for bikinis last year Chaise. It's back to Scotland for us this year so no bikinis needed! But you'll have a fab time and you'll look amazing.

Badderz - I hope you get some rest.

Keep writing Norah.

Saw a trailer for that 1864 Issy. Looks great. I'll have to record it and put it in my queue, together with the Strange and Norrell thing. It's a long queue. I've still not finished Wolf Hall or Up The Women.

chaise fuck'em, you want to wear a bikini, you wear a bikini

Aramis did have braces in the Ep. 1, Series 1.

what the fuck can I say instead of clit? Lovebutton? anything? It just seems really odd.
I mean I happily say cock but what is the female alternative?

fmaraporn

go for it chaise

Drink, is that the one, where he puts his braces back on before he jumps out of the window, in adele's bedroom to hide from the cardinal?

or am I imagining that totally?

We are off to Northumberland in July.
Any wench near there!?

I am just watching episode 1 now and I was right about it being adele's bedroom.

Evening

You will be fab in your bikini chaise, can't comment on prices as I've never seriously looked at bikinis - quite apart from my size, there are my stretch marks to consider

badders, no I haven'r read that, will add it to my 'to read' list though thanks

Yes, I've set Sky+ for both those issy. Still haven't finished Wolf Hall so I'm not sure when I'll actually get round to watching them though, especailly now the cycling's on.

norah - the 'romantic hero type' comment just proves it'll be ace! I'd be happy to see a snippet (fnarr). But no to :
love button
her sex
her womanhood

Could you get away with using the french word? (Assuming it's any better!)

Here's a little Saturday night treat for the Athos wenches

Right . First two episodes down and the dcs safely in bed. Now I've got my evening back I'm probably going to bed too - have my outdoorsyarcherythingy tomorrow so I predict I will be knackered all next week

Night all