Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

Excellent! fancy what day would you like, weds or sat?

No outraged Team Athos posts?

Or is the silence because a furious Team Athos lynch mob is forming and on it's way to my house?

Saturday would be my preferred day madame - it will give me time to recover from Thursdays . But I'm easy (said every wench, ever)

Evening wenches.

He'd get a snog in that picture. Looks like Dan Stevens or Luke Norris who played Poldark's doctor friend who I have just discovered wasn't played by Dan Stevens

Camping - no.

Oh, did hell suddenly freeze over in my absence? No? In which case - the ROTA STANDS

I have been in a constant lust spasm since Jess p posted that pic!

Me too Bads

Rewatching ep 6, I love Milady in this ep

Evening all!

Arf at the Keith Lemon/Potato face off - I'll do both thanks (well, Athos and J Renner obvs)

Madame - we went in a tin box for a holiday a couple of years ago for about the same amount of money. Said tin box was nicer than some flats I've lived in. We ended up spending loads on a ferry though - can't remember how much the tin box was.

We're camping this year. Badds - I'm going to be roughly where you are - when, vaguely, are you going?

Contemplating having a glass of wine, although this means going out and buying some. Which I cba to do

Oof Athos

Hiyaaaaaaa wenchitas.

I officially have a child who does not wear uniform anymore. it cannot beeeee I am too young surely?

Anyhoo, between Keith lemonalikes and mr potatoeye I'm not really feeling The Horn.

norah! How are you, you old tart? You don't like a day over 322

Of course you're too young norah

Lovely pic, a definite improvement on what's been posted before, let's carry on with more of the same

I iz fiiiiiine innit. (Have been with over 150 16 y/o today)
(Can you tell?)
#ineedadrinkyesthatone
Yes, very nice fancy but how about in return you post a Porthos pic? Hmmm? 'Sonly polite eh?
Tsk.

Sorry norah, you're right, most rude of me. The sheer FAFness of that pic made my forget my manners.

Let me see what I can find for you.....

Have you read the latest instalment of les fingeures de spaniel yet?

Is a gif alright?

I take it drink just popped by to call me an old tart and has fecked back off then?

Well, looks like it's just us four again then fancy. Shame.

Oooh, that will do nicely thank you. I have some favourite gifs. I have already posted the 'come on' one up thread somewhere, aperszss'zs one is fucking PPPPHHHHWWWWOOOAAAAARRRRr and I will go and find you another of my favourites.

Evening all. TFIF!!!

Glad it hit the spot norah. I really ought to have one of Porthos throwing someone as that always makes me happy.

Us four again?

Ready when you are...

one of my all time faves

right backatcha. And it's a bank holiday! and half term

Him being all fighty, throwing stuff and angrily coming at me GMTRH. It probably shouldn't, but it does. (Awkward pause in conversation)
Also, him lying naked and smiling at me does it. Oddly enough I like to zoom in right about where his necklace thingy sits