Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

Update: I have also put a packet of frozen peas in my knickers.

I LOVE peas!

Not good news. Just had to have scaredycat put to sleep

Evening. I saw your post about frozen peas down your knickers before I saw your earlier post madame. I'm quite relieved it's only sunburn

More ironing & tv tonight. I can hardly stand all the excitement.

Laughs at peas in pants.
Sorry to hear of car thing Apricot.
Glad you had a good time Helen and Anne.

I'm sorry elk xxxx

Slow cooked peas?

I was in London Madame doing a long but productive work thingy, and then had a post work mini-meet with a non-wench friend, and then a mini-meet with Anne In true wench fashion we arranged to meet at a train station and then swapped a zillion texts trying to work out which different bits of the station we were for each other in. I did that with Drink last time. You know the sort of thing:
"I'm by Costa"
"Which one?"
"the one one opposite Pret"
"which Pret"
"Next to the big statue"
"What statue?"

We are currently passing through pretty English countryside. All green with hazy golden setting sun-type scenery. And sheep, and lambs. Aaaawww :) Oh. and honking electrocity pylons. Slightly less scenic. Oh well.

Badders glad it went ok. Welcome home

Oh poor you elky (big bosomy squidge)

I do love a good 1000 texts wench conversation, to establish one basic fact (eg location)don't you?

Oh, so sorry to hear that elk

I'm so sorry Elk

Oh no elk, so sorry to hear that . I'msure she'll be fine in Cat Heaven/ Secular Sanctuary, whichevervway you're more inclined. It is heart wrenching, when they go.

I'm pleased that my exchange with Helen regarding our positions at the station was not unique.

madame that is a vision that I will, erm, treasure. Yes, that is the right word.

Awwwww elk. Really sad for you. You did the right thing. But horrible thing to have to do.

So sorry elk. Complete x-post and totally missed your post.

Oh Elk - I'm sorry how are MrElk and MlleElk taking it?

Elk. Horrible

Oh elk so very sorry to hear that.

So sorry Elk.

We currently have the 'Fuel-Medic' in the drive sorting it out young, nice-looking, no beard, God what have I become? Anyway, £130, so with the wasted fuel that's 200 quid.

No Madame it's not the first time he's done it, but the last time he was just topping up, so it mixed with the diesel and didn't cause any problems. And no, it's not a new car. He's upset about it so I won't give him a bad time. And loving the crunching peas.

Glad you had a productive day Helen and enjoyed your meet-ups.

£200 is a lot of money just to get a view of a fit mechanic apricot . I'd want swagger & a whole lot of leather for that.

Evening all.

So sorry to hear about scardycat Elk - you did the right thing but still a horrible thing to have to do.

Oh-ho MrApes - as Fancy says surely there are cheaper ways of seeing HnonBF's?

That's a rather alluring look you've got going on there Madame

to all other wenches as everything else has gone out of my head.

I went to the schoole fete this afternoon and, rather aptly, won a bottle of Aldi Peach Bellini on the tombola. That's Eurovision sorted then.

Fnuh, my local aldi didn't have peach bellini when I went last weekend. They'd better have it this weekend. BTW, have wenches seen this ? Batten down the hatches and get stockpiles in the Tav !

(Cuddles up to wenchies) aaaah, it's good when my wenchies sign in.

Right, well I'm tired, one of Those Days so yeah, am Orf to THE SNUG to catch up and then sleep. (Innocent face)
Night my lovelies.

Jeez. Why have I left everything to pack tonight. Still drying some stuff in the machine before I can pack. Shiiiiit.

Bizarrely Apes I just read about Mr A's car fiasco whilst watching the same thing on Peter Kay. Big downer about the money.

Right, back to the suitcases.

Argh.

Oh Elk I'm sorry to hear that.