Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

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'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

Awwww elk, really hope she pulls through. How is MlleElk taking it?

Allotment was ace fancy, thanks. I dug loads and then planted loads of random stuff. I really love farting about down there. Totally gutted I am starting work on Tues and won't have this life any more! The past few weeks have been amazing.

Drink, can you really not see what's in pointy brackets?

Seriously, for what reasons do people use the app? It sounds pretty shite. Why not just use the mobile site? It's absolutely fine, and everything works. (Apart from Iphone smileys.)

You certainly chose a good day for it madame - it's lovely here (two loads out on the line - badders - I'm not slacking just cos you're not here). The warm weather does mean I need to get out in the garden more. I have a triffid honeysuckle at the front of the house that has gone mad, it needs some serious training.

No, not on the app, madame.

Because half of the page is taken up by the adverts. I can see two posts at the time on the mobile site and on the app 4 or 5 (depending on the length of each post of course).

Elk crosses everything for further elkcat recovery

Haven't much caught up with everything else. Probably won't this evening as it's the second Eurovision finale and it's all I can do to keep up with DrIssy's live posts to FB, not that he's sat on the same sofa as me or anything

Elk That's really positive news about Elkcat!

Oh right drink. Weird - on mine I only see one small banner ad, at the top of the screen. Re: number of posts - being a phone and all, with a small screen, I guess scrolling because you can't see as much content is inevitable really?

Norah Oh please do more Training Dog - it was, and still is, EPIC! The only lit that is as funny as it is erotic

Fuck off, liv, your cats are hu gry, you human tin opener.

Have we got a Team Cardinal fight? Excellent, it's been like a peace rally in here lately - all peace & love. This should be dirty.

Fight. Fight. Fight

Guess that's that question answered then.

Afternoon all.

Glad ElkCat is a little better today and that Madame enjoyed her allotment.

Well that was an expensive day out. Had a nice lunch and full discussion with SIL about S2 (we haven't met since ep5) and I brought her up to speed with S3.

Then on the way home we went to a local petrol station and filled up. I was driving as DH had had 2 pints, and the car suddenly started juddering. I managed to get it home, but I knew immediately what had happened, DH had filled up with unleaded instead of diesel. So not only have we wasted £64 worth of fuel, but the car has to be towed away, drained and flushed out, at God knows what cost.

I know worse things happen, but I hate to waste money.

Off to find some

Fuck me, I'm knackered.
Have RBNR im afraid.
Hope all wenches are ok x

Come on then Drinky - I have had a full day of hot kinky sex with the Cardinal and I'm still ready to take you on

Incidentally can you open tins with your vadge teeth?

I was on a tablet . Now i'm back on the shitePhone app. K?

Oh dear lord, elk. At least that's one in your bag to chuck at him when needed

badders!

How was it?

That is infuriating apricot, I can't help but think of money wasted as money I could have spent on fun stuff, like books/wine/Haribo Tangfastics. It makes me cross too.

Eh? I meant apricot!

badderzzzzzzz! How was it? Thanks for the toblerone. Mmmmm.

Omg apricot what a pita! that would piss me right off too. Has he done it before, is it a new car or something?

The top of my arse, just above my jeans, just started inexplicably really hurting. Got dp to have a look. Its sunburn from digging today! So I must have had an attractive builders arse every time I bent over.

Apricot...Dhs cousins Dh did that...twice in a month!
It went fine. Very sad, obv. Some of my aunts and uncles are really old now (80s) and I always wonder if it will be the last time I see them :(
Lovely to be home though, I missed my boys
Evil aunt was here but I easnt staying at the same place so managed to almost entirely avoid her. She still managed to upset me and be a bitch though!
It's ds2s end of term assembly tomorrow and he can take a toy in...cue much gnashing of teeth.
I am very tired. Didn't sleep that well...am pre blob and feeling rough.
Going to phone dentist next week and see if he can see me again.
FMT

Madame
Shall I come and rub some aloe Vera gel on it?

I'm ON THE TRAIN home. (Sorry 'on the train' always has to be in capitals like a shouty yupie on his phone )
I posted something similar on the way out this morning but it appears to have been too boring and didn't actually appear on thread.

HELLO HELEN! I wondered where you were. How was it, wherever you were?

Awww bads, glad it was sort of ok, apart from evil aunt. Do your teeth still hurt as much as before? Any idea what the prob is yet?

You are welcome to put more aloe vera on. I did just give it a liberal basting already though.