Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

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'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

Oh dear elk , is she an elderly cat?

I'm not sure Santi speaking French is allowed to be available for broadcast. The Internet would break.

Elk many many . Hope the morning brings positive news.

Night wenches.

Oh no! Poor Kitty. Hope she pulls through

Hope cat is ok Elk.

Awwwwww poor little elkcat - and poor elk and mlleelk.

Sparks I luffs you more, kay? Thank you for the linky, Ill watch it with my cereal. Pornflakes.

MORNING FUCKERSZ,!!

Hope everything is ok with you and you cat elk take care.

Oh yes, I did that's right liv. Hmmm I really should try to do more Training Dog, it was always fun.
I'm going to reread that and do more.

probably

arawenches

That is all.

Morning.

How near is he, Norah? How near?

Morning wenches. Fingers crossed Elk

Plan didn't work. No Aramisanti dream.

Norah does he look like this

I'm just running back in to give madame a humongous parp and squidge.

letus ^ that picture will be saved so I can refer to it, thank you.

sparkers I'm trying to shoe horn in a bit of him breathing heavily and trying to ignore certain feelings (whispers) (over enunciates) Down There because it just isn't appropriate Right Then. Have you visited the snug recently?

But...whilst waiting to fall asleep I did come up with a couple of ideas for later.

Mummy, why are we always in pyjamas? (said in a highly panied and fed up voice)
It's 8.30am?

when the tooth fairy comes does she leave a coin?
Yes.
Can we eat it?
No. It's not a chocolate coin.
Isn't it?
No.
What about a toy?
Him, it can be a toy, yes.
A giraffe? A giraffe eating leaves.

Morning.

With those araporn hints I am contemplating going back to bed

Morning all.

I do hope Elk's cat is alright this morning. This is why I don't have any animals, I worry too much about them. It's bad enough with DD's cat who is very highly bred and has problems with her eyes and diet.

Drink she's gorgeous.

Did anyone have any problems with the Paris interview? I know some people elsewhere did. Anyway I've downloaded it here.

I'm off out to lunch today with Dog-loving SIL. She's the only person in RL who understands the TM obsession, apart from DH.

Have a good day all.

Fuck you twablet!

The last post didn't, erm, post.

The look that Tom gave the interviewer just after saying: I wouldn't like to put it to test (and certainly you wouldn't, you twat).

I am just popping to the allotment for a couple of hours. Laterrrrrz.

Morning wenches. Just done epic 2 day catch up and my mind is a whirl of Avengers finger twirling, Mave on her death bed, CBeebies presenters and eye bleachingly bad pictures from Liv.

For the record no to Dr Ranj (due to the eyebrows) and YYY to Mr Bloom. Also Andy. Oh and French footballer bloke too.

Hope your cat is improved today Elk. I am just about to start a major sort out of dinig room cupboards and piles of crap.

Poor ElkyKitty

Afternoon wenches

Elk I have fingers and toes crossed for your cat

I am on a cba kind of a day today although I have looked back on the pictures I posted last night and feel like I have brightened the place up a bit

Afternoon all.

Elk any cat news? Fingers crossed for you all.

Don't mind me, just passing through coughmadamecough

The purple fingered hen has laid a blue spaniel egg.

(taps nose)

LOL at norah's round brackets. Thank you! (mwah)
In all honesty, I can log to MN via safari but fewer posts display per lage so have to jeep on scrolling

Im baaaaaaaaack!!!!!!

Just checking my egg basket norah.

Afternoon

I do love twablet

How was the allotment madame?

Scaredeycat still poorly but has brightened up a bit apparently. The vet still has her plumbed in to a bag of fluid and thinks we'll know more tomorrow, Unfortunately she's at the age where they either fall apart or go on to live until they're about 89...

Awww, pleased she's cheered up! I'm sure she'll live long and you'll be paying for her in years to come, elk!

Oh that's good elk. Fingers still crossed for you all.