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Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 26/04/2015 22:33

Doors open for Thread 93. The bar is stocked, the floor is mopped. Unleash the wenches....

Here's some pretty to get us started Grin

Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!
Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!
Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!
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MadamedeChevreuse · 05/05/2015 19:52

I noticed your plate ww but forgot to comment. It was a very lovely plate. (The food looked lush too.) Where did you get it?

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MadamedeChevreuse · 05/05/2015 19:58

Shall I do a new thread?

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WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 05/05/2015 20:04

Thanks Madame. It's just pulled pork, sallad, tomatoes, avocado, blue cheese and a yougurt dressing.

Would be great if you could start a new thread Smile

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MadamedeChevreuse · 05/05/2015 20:11
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 05/05/2015 20:30

Evening all. I have a thumping headache.
May not be about much tonight.

Badders how was the scan. It was this afternoon wasn't it? and how's the tooth? (I highly recommend root canal - has worked a treat for me as well as being quite entertaining in a 'WTAF are you doing to that tooth?' sort of way)

WW is the Slutstation in Badsrum?

Mavis - have a Fuzzy Tom and recline on the chaise

Madame well done on the new thread.

Chaise - glad you had a good time

Apricot is he def. there, or just that the reporter is going out there, and he's in it, so people have decided 2+2=5?

LetUs the thread is really slow to load for me, but isn't crashing at least. Did anyone ever ask MNHQ about the rubbish loading times? Is it because we insist on decorating the thread so thoroughly?

Best go and turn off DS's light... hopefully back later, but maybe not since DH will give me massive side-eyes if I am, due to my stinky headache and asleep-in-my-food levels of tiredness. Bless him. Hmm (People with your best interests at heart can be very irritating, especially when they're right!)

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ApricotCrush · 05/05/2015 20:40

Evening all.

Helen the lady who tweeted about TB works for BBC Worldwide, so probably has a good idea.

Thanks for the new thread Madame.

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 05/05/2015 20:49

She did put someone in their place when they tweeted along the lines of "Shame TB won't be there!" Said it was her understanding that he would be. That told her Grin

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Baddz · 05/05/2015 20:50

Went ok in that Dr couldn't see anything obv wrong
But here we are with him still in pain and feeling sick
So back to Dr tomorrow for some migraine meds because - frankly - I just don't know what else to do Hmm

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 05/05/2015 20:56

Arrrrrghhhhhhh, hope you start getting some answer soon Baddz. Or at least some decent pain relief!

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WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 05/05/2015 20:57

Poor little MiniBads Sad

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MavisGrind · 05/05/2015 21:00

Orf to bed now wenches, this thread might have re-loaded by the time I get up! Hope all poorly wenches including me are feeling better soon.

Night all.

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WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 05/05/2015 21:21

Night wenches Smile

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 05/05/2015 21:43

Night ww

I may still be up - oops. DH too busy workinf to notice Grin

Am orf now though... night all.

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AnneOfAramis · 05/05/2015 22:07

Friggin knackered wenches. New job was cool, the people are nice enough but last job was amazing people so I may have set my sights a bit high. I did have induction with some other newbies doing other things and we are having lunch Monday. Job itself it cool but a lot to do to get everything in order and my boss bought me lunch.

I gaveSanti a very special birthday present last night. He was very grateful.

Have not started revising yet and am beginning to panic a bit. I also forgot to accept DS3s school place but thankfully the brilliant school secretary has sorted it. Some chocs/flowers winging their way to her. You know how everyone always talks about all the things I do etc - well all the friggin balls are dropping now!

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LaComtess · 05/05/2015 22:09

Hola!



Fuck me this thread has taken about an hour to load and lost my post twice. Right fucked off with that.

Just got in and literally hopped straight into my 'jamas. I'm shattered so I'm orf to sleep.

Still lsughing about the tvatsrum.

Chaise so pleased to hear you had a lovely time

Sparks yes I thought that too with the TB Lithuania tweet. Think I might start using the 'it's my understanding' phrase. Tres supercilious isn't it?

A twitter follower has sent me lots of Paris Tom pics. We've seen them all, but FUCK he's just FAF in them all...





Night all xx

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FancyFancy · 05/05/2015 22:12


Good, no-one will notice




How do those of you with more than one teenager not spend most of your days in a murderous rage?
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FancyFancy · 05/05/2015 22:22

Glad the new job went ok anne, I'm sure you'll have everything in order soon

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MadamedeChevreuse · 05/05/2015 22:32

Yay anne! Hope the people grow on you a bit more in time.

Flowers fancy. What have your dc been doing to you? Dont worry about the brandy, fill your boots.

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FancyFancy · 05/05/2015 22:45

Sodding DS has a maths exam tomorrow & has lost his calculator. He lost it weeks ago but only tonight does he admit this by asking me 'have I seen his calculator?'. The second one lost this year. DD's was out of batteries so I found some spare ones & he will borrow that. Throughout the whole process he was superior and ungrateful.

One day I will lose it and shout 'IF YOU FUCKING KNOW IT ALL, WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THE SAME FUCKING MISTAKES. THE SAME STUPID FUCKING MISTAKES.'

Only I won't. I'll just seethe and deliver a lecture in manners the following day, which does little to get rid of my frustration now



At least DD is being nice at the moment

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MadamedeChevreuse · 05/05/2015 22:51

Awwwww fancy, I think that sounds very well handled by you. You could take your frustration out by killing this thread? Go ahead, be brutal.

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FancyFancy · 05/05/2015 22:55

Cracking idea madame & thank you

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FancyFancy · 05/05/2015 22:56

Stupid

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FancyFancy · 05/05/2015 22:56

Fucking

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FancyFancy · 05/05/2015 22:56

tiny

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FancyFancy · 05/05/2015 22:56

batteries

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