Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Doors open for Thread 93. The bar is stocked, the floor is mopped. Unleash the wenches....

Here's some pretty to get us started

and

stupid

fucking

screw-fastened

battery

compartments

that

require

microscopic

screwdrivers

that

are

smaller

than

a

Red

Rocheforts winkle?

Guard's

tiny

cock

*madame8

Fuck the lot of them

Olé!