Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!

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Doors open for Thread 93. The bar is stocked, the floor is mopped. Unleash the wenches....

Here's some pretty to get us started

I am Starting to wonder Madame... But his urine was dipped last time and was ok...the Dr Did mention the scan would check for kidney issues so it makes you wonder...
I am planning another run in Sunday all being well (ha ha)
No idea why Ds is ill so much. bad luck? Bad genes? It's getting me down :(

Elk I'd asked him to go and get it on his way home so he did the flowers as a surprise bit.

Thank you for kettle recommendations btw wenches. I looked at the kitchen aid ones online but they've got a funny dial thing on which I was unsure about. And like issy we have a dualit toaster which is fab so figured a good option.

Poor DS2 Bads - hope he's on the mend soon.

I shall be thinking of you in the cinema Madame ylt

Off to bed, knackered. Night all.

Been dying to post this and can no longer resist. Sorry. not sorry

Hawkeye explains his slightly mediocre superpowers through the medium of song.

I defy even the most uninterested of you not to feel a slight twinge in your ovaries.

Just don't get the Jeremy renner love AT ALL
He has the look of a supermarket manager about him
Nope.
Not for me.

Even after listening to the song bads? Fair enough, you do fancy athos, so...

We're watching Bourne Supremacy (I think - the third one). He's not a HBF, but he's still hot.

Matt Damon.

Yep, would.

Poor ds2 badders hope he gets over it quickly.

comtess as dual dualit appliance owners

Think I might take myself off to bed and dream of redcurrant jelly covered Athos as DrIssy is on sofa chortling his way through another Terry Prachett so won't be any help in that dept

ww will do a more coherent thingy about Beltane on the morrow when I'm not relying on autocorrect quite so much

Night all!

Something Beltaney here today. might be a bit wasted Should probably have paid more attention.

Night issy

He has the look of a supermarket manager about him - a devastating assessment badders

Years ago I remember being convinced I was starting a bout of cystitis, had my urine tested & it came back clear so the doctor wouldn't prescribe anything. A few days later I went down with a a cracking case of it, so I was obviously brewing it even if it didn't show up on the test.

Too many its in that para, sorry - I'm tired & have had a beer

If Aramis missed Jam Wars can I cover him in biscuit spread so he doesn't feel left out?

Go for it Fancy - I can't remember whose rota night it is though...

I try, fancy
Will be interesting to see what the scan shows...
Am pretty tired so off to bed I think
Night night wenches x

Er helen! What are you thinking?

Got your back letus.

Sorry fancy but youre Thursday nights sharing with me ok?

Evening wenches

Ta for castle klaxon Mave, I've got it recorded as we were watching Hobbit: 5 Armies. Much FAFness even if it was dressed as dwarves.

Hope all wenches have a good bank holiday, think Obs is very brave mad to be camping. We are not doing much at all, DC are knackered and DH working so we will just have a quiet one.

No idea what I'm thinking - what should I be thinking about?

Night badders, hope you all get a peaceful night.

helen. It's always worth a try.

that's fine madame, the jar will keep 'til then.

Am watching totp 1980, David Essex 'Silver Dream Machine' at the moment.

HBFs helen. You should always be thinking about HBFs

Oh, I used to have such a thing about David Essex. Esp "Hold me close, don't let me go....oh no". It was my Mum's fault.

He epitomises twinkly eyes, he definitely has something.

Well he did, I went off him when he did that canal boat thing. But yes those eyes....

Oh FFS Fancy! Tonight I wanted Athos in his new black leather in my dreams. Bet I bet wrinkly old David Essex now

And speaking of dreams, am off to work on getting a nice one.

Oh and my sofa cushion cover turned out really well, for those of you not interested. Am really pleased. Not buying new sofas until the DC stop being monsters on them, so this will give them a new lease of life. I have a spare set of covers too, so might dye them a different colour. How exciting is my life eh?

Night night.

Ah - that. Well obviously I thought I'd missed something else. Still on Bourne here - stupid advert breaks...

Sorry mrsb . I remember that canal boat thing - had to watch it at uni as a housemate was obsessed with DE. Good news about the sofa cushion covers btw, am impressed by your decor skills.