Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!

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Doors open for Thread 93. The bar is stocked, the floor is mopped. Unleash the wenches....

Here's some pretty to get us started

Night all, Bourne finished, up to Hayloft now.

Sorry wenches, v v late tonight, was having a Twitter party.

I have had a result. Dad & step-Mum visited earlier, they went on hol at crucial S2 moment, haven't seen eps 9 & 10. You can guess what I kindly offered, non? No, not a loan of my DVD, but for them to come round & I'll watch it with them. #selfless

The convo did start with "Oh Sparkle! Do we know what happened to Aramist?!"

I was at Aramist. She's watched 18 eps!!

But still - win/win

You are the very definition of a dutiful daughter sparks.

How will you conceal your Aramis lusting from your father? Or won't you bother?

Wenches snags red not sue wya mashed

Ds up at 5.30 with 39 degree temp
Poor love
Am Knackered

Morning wenches.

Your poor little DS Badderz

The biscuit spread was a bit too thick Fancy so I had some Nutella with Aramis last night. Worked out quite well

You truly do suffer for your art Sparkle

Cwtches for all. There's also paracetamol and jugs of water for wenches in need.

Morning.

Anne won't have seen the new pics yet, will she?

How's DS now Baddz? Has temp come down?

Fancy no, it's a bit late for hiding Aralust. My Dad was mightily impressed with my Apple pics

Yes it has
He wants to go to mynephewsbday party
Sigh
Do I let him go?
He has been so looking forward to.it

Morning all.

Arf at 'Supermarket Manager' - you do have a point. I don't know how my subconscious works though

Hope ds is better and that his temp has come down.

Going to attempt to get the dcs outside today. From the sounds of Stampy in the other room my hopes aren't high...

Truly the best leaving do ever! They got me waterstones and Starbucks vouchers. I have to be disciplined because I want to save it for the new hardback my favourite ever author is bringing out in July. I will revise in Starbucks.

My colleague asked facilities for a fake seagull that used to sit behind my desk and gifted him to me. Peckie and I have had some advebtures and she insists I take him everywhere and open an Instagram account of his travels.

And we went to a Cuban club!!!

And Aramis is FAF faf FAF - not sure what I think of the metal armour but they are at war.

Badders I hope he perks up poor thing.

Who said Dog's armour looks like he's wearing a metal bolero? - arf!

badders and and --> calpol for minibars. Hope he's feeling better, and you get through the day

MiniBads......oh FFS, I corrected it THREE TIMES ALREADY APPLE YOU ARSE!

Anne - it sounds like you had a fantastic night out - excellent stuff and I hope you're not too hungover today.

Well, took the dcs out but it's bloody freezing so we've come back in and now I have coffee and the heating on so all is good again

Off to try and eat some chocolate without the dcs noticing...

Super-Sperm strikes again then....

^That was Jess P's work, BTW.

Just in case I get hung

Afternoon wenchies.

Late lunch

Hope MiniBads is feeling better

Afternoon.

Hope your DS is feeling better badders, have you taken him to the party?

How's your head now anne? That sounds like a fab night.

Fantastic pic sparks (even if it didn't have Aramis in)

Nutella letus? . Can someone hose him down before Thursday please?Fingers crossed anyway cinnamon, was it a job you'd have really liked?

Fear not Fancy, he'll be getting wet on Wednesday.

Sorry.

Not sorry