Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!

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Doors open for Thread 93. The bar is stocked, the floor is mopped. Unleash the wenches....

Here's some pretty to get us started

Whhaaaaatttttttttt????!!!!!!

S3....the gift that keeps on giving

Italy? I'd love to hear Aramis speaking some Italian

Some Kingy for chaise from JP's twitter

Evening Had a lovely lazy day, I did order som clothes online which was a bit exhausting

This is what it looks like in Uppsala after celebrating Walpurgis. Lovely

No I've not seen mouse lately madame

I think kingy looks like a tranny

I think he looks MUCH better than before!

I quite like that photo of him too, he looks more thoughtful and less of a numpty than usual

Madame because you have to be 18 to accept delivery. Even apparently if there's no alcohol in the order

I buy it in Aldi

Hope you have fun Chaise.

Oh Sparks, that's awful, have some more

Loving the new pics.

Oh look it's o'clock

Athos is so f-ing hot there it's almost too much!!!!

Oooo. Remember dirty Kingy from S2 Ep2? I was a bit taken, then he turned into a twat.

I'm hoping he is less of a spoilt child in S3. Then it will be perfectly allowable to fancy him a bit. Because that picture.

He needs a good bath.

ww was the festival fun? It sounded good the way you described it.

That's a shocker re Tesco Sparks. Least you have the Aldi alcohol, which on a Friday is the most important thing.

I have a bottle of Prosecco in the fridge, going to collect Indian takeout once the DC are in bed. Which, if they don't stop being annoying will be soon.

Am also waiting for my test cushion cover to come out of the machine, am home dyeing my sofa covers. It could all go horribly wrong

I'm a bit done with Spain now

The reason they go to Spain so much is that it takes just half a day to get there, obvs

The reason they go to Spain is because after all... who wants all those dead bodies lying around in your own back yard. I imagine it also has something to do with the fact that Louis declared war on them and not the other way around.

Am wondering by the way how we established they are in Spain and not France. did I miss some tweets?

The Walpurgis thingy Madame? I was working all day and I'm to lazy to go out in the evening to a bonfire. But when I was younger I used to go to Uppsala and celebrate. It's quite fun during the day but lot of drunken chaos in the evening. Some people even leave Uppsala during a couple of days because it's such mayhem

Ds is drawing a picture of Hawkeye.

I think my work here is done.

It sounds ace ww, a bit like the festivals in Spain. I miss them. Britain is rubbish at festivals.

I don't think it's been said anywhere that the monastery is in Spain....has it?

Evening wenches.

Excellent excellent new pictures! Aramis is looking FAFfer than ever. Didn't think it was possible! Kingy looks like Tim Curry. I do love Tim Curry

Enjoy your holiday Chaise.

I assume you've finished the Bellini by now Sparks.

Mouse where are youuuuuuuuu?

No, I'm halfway through a Hot Monk LetUs I helped myself from the bar.

Here is some info about Walpurgis in Uppsala

www.uu.se/en/about-uu/traditions/walpurgis

And click on the link below, it's quite impressive, it's about the donning of the caps

www.google.com/maps/views/view/108755154201890706769/gphoto/6000708497383923074?gl=se&pitch=90&fovy=75&heading=13

Evening all.

I suspect Kingy is going to get his own queue at this rate I shall, however, remain loyal to Athos as he really is most splendidly FAF.

I'm being virtuous and drinking de-caff Earl Grey as I've largely been off alcohol bar a couple of glasses of wine for the last month or so. Out tomorrow night so that will change.

Hope Chaise is having a good break and, indeed, that all wenches have a lovely long weekend .

Keep posting about the running Bads - I know I wouldn't have gone out this morning if I hadn't said I was going to on here so wenches are motivating!

Off to marshal the dcs into bed. Laters.

sparks I thought you meant in your plot speculation above that he must be in a spanish monastery, if the others were sieging it and busted him out, non?

ww that sounds really lovely. I like "the donning of the caps". Funnily enough in my town tonight there's a big student celebration thing tonight. They will all be going to balls in evening dress and then trying to jump off a bridge into the river while pissed (still wearing evening dress) in the small hours of the morning, while the police try to stop them.