Swagger Inn: Thread 92 Right! Ades gone...Fire up the Nonny

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Welcome, welcome to our ongoing in-depth analysis of that FAF show The Musketeers.

I'll start....

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This one's the FAFFEST

Dog cock shot imminent then Helen! And watch out for the bit where he almost drowns despite the clear air pocket above him.

Pleased to hear the day had an upside for Apes. Bet it was emotionally draining for both reasons so

Yes Bads even if you have the hormonal rage at him he is still being a dick. As is mine, who is sulking because I have invited my DP and my DSis to stay at the same time. For a whole 3 nights, while he is working. However will he cope? He has only known them for 25 years

And he came home for lunch and worked at home this afternoon, scuppering my sit-in-the-garden-and-do-fuck-all plans. I had to do actual gardening .

Sorry to hear news Alibabs, that is tough even with all the issues.

Oh and

Pleased to see you as last we saw you were pointing a gun into a carriage at the Paris crossroads. Was thinking about you today, as collegue of DH is planning a "lifestyle" change and is buying a house in a small-town-with-a-Booths-very-near-you. He is farming stock though, so will be just fine

Night wenches

Wenches - you may be looking at the new Executive Assistant at nameless large publishing company. Went for coffee with one of the directors and she basically offered me the job and said HR will be in touch with numbers tomorrow. I am sleeping on it, but I really am not sure about potential new boss where I am and even my colleagues just know this is far far more cuppa chai.

Haven't caught up but Madame hope you have good news too.

Evening

Hope RL calms down for you soon.

Glad to hear that the funeral went ok apricot, lovely that so many people turned up

Good luck at the dentist tomorrow helen

That sounds like an emotional nightmare alibabs

Commiserations to all whose DPs are being dicks. God I used to hate the peeved vibes when my family used to stay, and the working at home, sorry you missed out on your afternoon off mrsb

Night ww

Oh and the writing is due tomorrow. Eek. I am not finished and will likely spend the day in the library. I am an idiot.

Ooh crosspost with anne - that's great news!

That was about the job offer, not the unfinished writing obv!

I get the impression there are so shit DHs around so you have my sympathy. Apers - at a funeral but a lovely funeral.

Cwtches to all wenches in need-for DH twatbadgery, teeth, funerals, non responding interviewers, ill family members et al.

And ooooh Anne well done wench, that's fab. When you say writing due tomorrow, do you mean dissertation? Eeek!

Still no frigging Twitter HotBeardyNewPics

Woo hoo! Anne that's just fantastic

Big cwtch to Apes, funerals are such an emotional roller coaster

Can we watch that bit again....?

Ooo Anne is this the one you said would be pretty much a dream job and a good fit re ethics etc?? That is brilliant news.

To be fair to DH, I was planning on being a totally lazy cow, so he wasn't being unreasonable re that bit. He is on the other stuff though, so I'm eating his Aldi dark chocolate bunny left from Easter in revenge

Anne - excellent news about the job prospect
I'm on Episode 2 now...

Half a mo Elk - I'll rewind...

Yes MrsB that one.

Yes Sparks - that bit of writing.

Wooooooooooooooo anne!!!!!!!

That's bloody great. Well done!!!!!

Doooooo ittttttttt....

No, Ive had no news at all from the monday interview, which may be normal or may be not a very good sign.

And the other job I applied for - they emailed me today and said "dont bother" cos they cant match my current salary. Which I guess was nice of them, but Im now feeling a bit aaaargh.

Evening wenches. Wench mojo on the blink.

Big squidge for Apes, get better tooth vibes to Badderz, big squidge also for Ali. Squidges are available incidentally for all wenches.

Bloody well done Anne.

Sorry, not retained much else. I do love the wenches x

Night all

Just had the scarf scene in Ep2.

Madame do you need them to match your current salary? (Obviously would be nice, but if you don't then you could tell them you're willing to take a pay cut, and what's their best offer?)

I feel your pain mrsb. Dp came home earlier than expected tonight and so my plans to watch youtube clips of all the Avengers promo jeremy renner that happened yesterday / today have been totally foiled.

Apparently he was on good morning britain today and it was really cringey. Lucky I have plenty of experience of watching toe-curlingly awkward breakfast tv interviews with blokes off the telly who Im obsessed with...

anne may the wench be with you with the writing tomorrow.

Madame, no matter how bad it is, it can never equal Sunday Brunch I snort just thinking of it

helen I intimated to them that I possibly wouldnt mind taking a small pay cut, but they then made it very clear that they wouldnt be able to up their offer at all. So I agree with them tbh, its a non starter.

I think the interviewer on newsnight just accused nigel farage of hating paddington bear. Wondering if Im watching charlie brooker by mistake...

sparks I dread to think...

But apparently, soccer aid was mentioned, and he said he would do it if fit enough...

#signsantiuptooandImsothere

Ah Madame that's cr@p (re job, not thingy on socceraid)

Episode 3 and carrots in the market place....

Helen! Are you doing all 10?

Madame I get a bit faint at the thought of Soccer Aid possibility. Oh WHY isn't it an annual thing????