Swagger Inn: Thread 92 Right! Ades gone...Fire up the Nonny

[BloodyElkFire]

Welcome, welcome to our ongoing in-depth analysis of that FAF show The Musketeers.

I'll start....

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This one's the FAFFEST

Evening all

Late to the party as ever as have been embroiled in A level Maths hell.

Apricot it's lovely when it turns into a proper celebration.

Ali sounds terribly difficult for you all, so sorry.

Anne go wench! Fab news about the job!!!

Baddz what everyone else has said about the tooth. Poor you.

MrsB has made me ROAR with the eye rolling til the eyeballs fall out and then again with the dark choc bunny. Channelling your inner Philip Carvel eh. Tom made a lovely bunny butcher .

Elk big snort at your 'bobbins' earlier but equally seems a bit fucking rude not to retweet your fabulous work.

Sparks nice to see a very good reception of the Lego Adventures . Yes the Sunday brunch still makes me laugh about awkwardness but OMC does it win big on SPREADAGE

Random fish fact (not as rude as Letus's inappropriate fish comment ) Turbot is torbwt in Welsh. Nice innit.

I see Helen has alerted a Nonny in the snug so I am off there now.

Oh and Madame let's keep our fingers crossed for other job, and hope they're just disorganised and tardy with an offer .

Sparks don't think I'll manage all 10, but 3 is a distinct possibility at this rate (FMWork - though at least I can do it in front of TV)

Just had Porthos having the bolt pulled out of leg and biting down on jacket... wish Norah would come out of the cwtch cupboard

Oh and now constance is taking the dolphin for a walk because the palance doesn't have a steamy laundry. There are SO many stupid plot holes/awkward bits it's really quite annoying. And not enough HBFs on screen to distract me.

Just me in here now then? On Ep4 now (Soup, not God) really ought to get to hayloft... One mroe email to send. Maybe I'll just save it and sort it tomorrow...

Morning.
Ds is in bed with me wittering on about Minecraft. It's just too early!
He is now harassing me for food....must go x

Morning all.

You know you went to bed too late when you wake up to find that you've had your PJ shirt on back-to-front all night. (and DH away, so no interesting excuses available either...)

Need to do morning stuff, back later. (Dentist this afternoon - if anyone sees me here at 1:30 this afternoon, FFS kick me out!

Morning wenches

hope you enjoyed your rewatch Helen. I watched the extras that I'd never seen before on my new Hobbit DVD and then watched a bit of the film itself. Going to watch the new Marvel film on Saturday.

That Sunday Brunch interview was ace

Hope writing goes well Anne.

Off to school and work soon with this picture in my head

Morning, that was impressive rewatching last night helen.

Lovely Aramis pic letus, a lovely start to the day.

Oh helen huge cwtch for the dentist this avo. At least this is curing the problem, no?

Ive got a migraine. Fecking bollocks. Ace timing as always.

Happy to all - in northern spain they celebrate St Georges day too, by giving a book and a rose to their true loves. Cos its like their valentines day, and also its international book day. Awwwww...

[book]

[rose]

to all wenches.

If I could give you all a book it would be "I Capture The Castle" by Dodie Smith, cos its just brilliant.

FML. Smear test this afternoon.

madame, hope it goes soon. Love the book giving tradition you mentioned.

Good luck with that sparks

Here sparks something to distract you from the smear test...

Nurse: "Open wider"

Me:

Nurse: "Woah - that's plenty thanks"

Happy wenches!

Although the funeral went well, DH and I unfortunately had a mahoosive row on the way from the Crem to the Hotel. I always send a letter together with cheque for the chosen charity to the Funeral Directors after the event, and DH knows this, but the Vicar said something about a box on the way out, and DH, who was behind me, put a donation in there. Now the family won't know that we have contributed. I went a bit lot mad at him in the car and it got somewhat out of hand. Poor DD (Saffy), who was in the back, tried her best at being a Relate councillor, which she's normally very good at, but on this occasion totally failed, and we're still not speaking. Bloody men.

And apparently poor DD fell over in the car park after we'd left because of skyscraper heels and uneven car park, and everyone around her thought she was drunk. She's still dying of embarrassment.

Sorry to hear about your aunt Alibabs. You are going through a tough time.

I love, love, love the Sunday Brunch interview.

Good luck Helen with dentist and Sparks with smear.

Also commiserations to Bads and Issy with teeth and Madame with migraine.

Love to all other wenches.

Oh Apricot That's crap.

I have a huge amount of work to do still and am failing to get any done. I also ought to put the washing on because it's sunny... And I ought to go downstairs and work/rewatch while DH is working away, but I need a bigger screen I think. And I don't think re-watching would help with the level of concentration required for this bit of work. (Had started 'The Return' last night by the time I actually got to bed!)

Sparks - I'll swap you - you do my tooth, I'll do your smear. No? Oh well..
Badders, do you have a dentist appointment yet?

Have set the alarm on my phone in the hope that I won't work through appointment - tooth is starting to grumble again so it needs to be fixed.

Morning all. Apricot hope things have smoothed over. Good luck to all with smear tests, dentists etc today. Another beautiful day here, I'm going to do some gardening. Layers xxx

A week today helen!
It's my sisters b day today so we took her for breakfast at a local cafe.
Had to get some bits and bobs from the shops.
Ds2s scan date has arrived! 5th may.

Love the word bobbins, in certain circumstances it does convey just the right level of disgust

Big cwtch to wenches waiting for interviews news, smear tests, teeth mending, reality to hit after Muskie overdose...

And extra big cwtch apes, it's hardly surprising really, it must have been an extremely emotional day

What we need is a group re-watch of the Sunday Brunch interview so we can cheer ourselves up with Tom's barely contained rage, santi's faffness and Spreadage.

Just heard in the chemist that it's going to snow next Monday.

It's bloody cold here today elk!
Dryer on, washer on, I am going to have a cup of tea.

Morning. Been to the cash and carry first thing to stock up on e-numbers for school disco tuck shop tomorrow. I do love a good bargain hunt in there!

It's another glorious day, so much so that I have my legs out. They are blindingly white so need to go and sit in the sun for a while so they go pink instead.

Just had to call GP urgently, found the card with my contraceptive implant expiry date on it. It was four days ago. Pretty sure they will have some cross over still active fail safe built in but, given he is being a bit of a twat anyway, it's a good excuse to not let DH near me....

for Apes, and for poor Saffy too re the drunk in car park thing, though it did make me .

Oh here you all are - I got distracted in the snug. I'm meant to be working you know...

Badders - you'll be fine (said in tone of grim determination. You WILL be fine. So will I) and good that DS2 has a date as well.

Elk I love the idea of a Brunch rewatch

I'm meant to be working you know. argh!!!!!!!!!!

Helen...yes. We WILL be fine...albeit a bit poorer :)
What is it with all the Dhs being Fucktrumpets?
How you getting on with that commune ww?