Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

[IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus]

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Argh fuck. Our neighbours have turned up with late presents for us. 2 boxes of terrys gold, 2 chocolate oranges and 2 kinder choc bags.

I'VE SET THE DIGIBOX TO SERIES RECORD!!!!!

I got such a thrill doing it I can tell you , I don't think I have ever looked forward to a series 2 of anything quite so much as this!

Two small spanners in works tho:

1. Our aerial wire is completely fecked, so the signal keeps dropping in and out. MrElk is going to have to climb a ladder with a packet of marlboroughs and some chewing gum, and

1. We're probably going to be moving house half way through the series and will be binning talk talk and their shit service and piece of youview crap

Hmm...a think a spot of sales shopping may be in order, some sort of DVD recorder/blue ray player combo is needed.

They're on BBC breakfast Monday or Tuesday according to Jess pope on twitter

Can't series link on sky yet. Have checked many many times.

Bbc breakfast you say?

Mouse - just keep telling yourself they didn't give to receive, and repeat

Elk - it is exciting isn't it!

And I've just been trying to save a picture from Pinterest, not a new one or anything, but have just managed to send it to someone else in my contacts. Oops. Did manage to get it saved in the end though.

Just back from cinema with friends.
Night at the museum 3....twas very good.
Blob must be imminent - I feel weepy one minute and full of rage the next...the dc are driving me nuts.
I might just go to bed tbh.
Elk...nearly there :)
It's mums b day next week...she still won't decide what she wants to do. And it's down to me as sis is away and bro wouldn't ever think to so anything.

Enters 31/1 feb in diary. Where is the run wenches and I can find a hang out nearby for before/day before/night before whatever.

My sink has been blocked since Christmas Eve and no amount of plunging or powder stuff appears to be helping. I did just plunge up a straw anyway I tried to do some washing and it appears that the washing machine is connected and I arrived in the kitchen just as the sink was about to over flow with dirty washing water. FMP (pipes)

My mum is rescuing us tomorrow by taking us and my mountain of washing to hers tomorrow.

SNOW!!

Me: right mum, I'm feeding baby elk, and I've got to pack for two kids for a weekend in the 1950s, and we're leaving early tomorrow, and I've still got a few bits to wrap. There's shedloads of leftovers, so to keep things simple, I'm just going to put them out and you can help yourself, is that ok?

Mum: Can you do me a jacket potato

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On what fucking planet????........

. It's less than 24 hours, it's less than 24 hours, it's less than 24 hours, it's les tha.....

Oh elk :(
Not long now....not long now....

"No mum, I can't, but help yourself if that's what you want to eat. I'm just doing the packing"

Is it snow yes or snow oh no Badders?

That sounds rubbish about the pipes Anne.

SEVEN DAYS!

Yay Badders - do you want to build a snowman? No snow here just cold and clammy.
Anne - you need Mavis's man with the drain rods (Mines's starting to back-up too - think I need to get on the gauntlets and go rootling about in the drain outdoors - probably blocked with leaves again.)
elk can we lock your DM in a room with Badders's ?
LetUs I'll see you in the hayloft later...
Snogs to Obs and Madame, and anyone else I missed (Mouse, WW)

BBC breakfast? Isn't that the one where TB looked like he really coulnd't be arsed last time around?

Oh letus, she's rather go hypoglycaemic than do anything for herself.

Snowing here

Right let's kill this mother thread

So tom and i

We have snow letus....I'm quite pleased for the dc :) big fat flakes too.
Ds2 is beside himself :)
Anne...that sucks about the pipes.
Pils are supposed to be coming for afternoon tea tomorrow but if the roads are bad they won't be.

Are in the shiwee

A little something for Elk

Oh ffs what the fuck us a shuwee?

So, we're in the shower...

My hands are covered in lather

And I'm going to rub them all over his

WW kicks Elk out of the shower!

Give her the leftovers. Sod it, I bet the leftovers are fecking delicious. I'll be over in a trice.

I do like when the DC get excited about the snow.

I've been googling Lee Pace. That'll tide me over nicely till NEXT FRIDAY!!!