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Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 18/12/2014 22:55

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!
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CarolSinger200 · 19/12/2014 19:16

Musketeer S2 DVD available for pre-order - being released 23rd March, 2015

www.bbcshop.com/pre-orders/the-musketeers-series-2-dvd-/invt/bbcdvd4015

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 19/12/2014 19:28

god it's awful when they're like that. Babys been especially clingy the last few days.

I love the purples and blues together norah. You definitely have an eye for colour. I'm trying to make a ninja - it should look like the photo when it's finished. (Hopefully). Amigurumi suits me down to the ground, small, quick and pretty cute.

I think I'm going to pre-order season 2 when it's available on amazon.

Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!
Badvocinapeartree · 19/12/2014 19:29

Mouse...its available - just pre ordered it :)

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 19/12/2014 19:35

Oh, that is so cute! I'm quite excited to try it out!
Thank you all for the comments, they all look really nice together irl, more pastelly I guess, but not insipid. Hard to describe.
I do like to see if other people like the colours I choose, no one round my parts gives a shit and generally take the piss.
#nobodygetsme

it's about time I re posted this of Porthos coming to get me

Xmas Shock
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 19/12/2014 19:39

Have got a friend come to stay. May have to take two days out of Xmas preps for funeral attendance (DH being very PA about that - "Of course I don't want you to go, but if you feel you ought to..." Hmm How about "Of course you should go, don't worry about us, well be fine..."). Have got too much to do. Need to participate in RL for now.....

Will catch up at some point....

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 19/12/2014 19:40

Oops sorry there norah.

The book I use is called creepy cute crochet by Christen Haden. It's got patterns for zombies, devils, vampires and robots.

And squeee,

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 19/12/2014 19:42

Hey helen

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 19/12/2014 19:47

That sounds familiar mouse..

I think there's a group on ravelry that do those patterns, might be worth a look?

helen
Of course you must go and do RL stuff. Take care moi luvveerrrrrrrrr

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IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 19/12/2014 19:58

Right. Toddler is asleep. Am OTH. I will settle myself into bed and await TAV FUCKING LIT.

Oh, and btw. I've got the Right Horn. Did I mention that?

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LetUsPrey · 19/12/2014 20:10

Love all the crocheting and craft talk!

I ache everywhere from the waist down Sad and am mega emotional. Slightest thing is making me teary.

DS2 is being an epic PITA tonight. Even SuperDad is getting stressed.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 19/12/2014 20:12

I'm also OTH - this does NOT bode well for meeting my ex next week...... He is way too hot!

Tomorrow is the 14th anniversary of my celibacy so I hope I don't undo all my good work! Grin

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 19/12/2014 20:19

Look - it's Peter in the days pre-Cardinal!!

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 19/12/2014 20:45

Oooh liv. Could be a Christmas to remember!
Fully supportive whatever goes down....... NO! yes NO!
You won't be a failure either way my little sausage. Not to me.
Be strong maaaaan.

letus I demand entry.
Look at this fucking gif. Just fucking look at it. And look what happens when you zoom!

See? Do you see it letus?

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IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 19/12/2014 20:45

Gosh liv he's aged well hasn't he? Xmas Smile

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MadamedeChevreuse · 19/12/2014 20:46

Looks like he's just spotted you climbing in his bathroom window livia.

Love the lovely colourful crochet circle and cute crochet ninja. Wish I was remotely crafty.

Snogs to helen, wench death stare to mr helen.

I looove the idea of mrsb's hitlist. When can you come round? Ill just run the bath and take the lights off the tree...

Hope sparkle has epilated her presents and wrapped her legs and doesnt get too smashed tonight. Hmm

Hope you survive xmas with your mum drink.

The howie and sis pic fancy posted...doesnt he look nice in rl when he is being natural instead of dressed up like a twat in a bow tie?

Well my pre xmas work deadlines have all gone to total cock thanks to being off basically all this week with ds. Sent him in for his school play yesterday but really shouldnt have - the poor wee boy looked like he was about to burst into tears the whole time. Now he's in bed - let the night time howling and "Mummys!" begin...

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 19/12/2014 20:55

Evening Xmas Smile

You're so talented Norah Xmas Smile

I bought a book about amigurus a couple of years ago, haven't started yet Xmas Grin

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 19/12/2014 20:56

Preorder you say? Is Amazon or BBC faster?

DrinkleBells · 19/12/2014 21:06

Lol at the title. Grin

I'm in the process of cooking my first mulled wine. Dry run you might call it.

Badvocinapeartree · 19/12/2014 21:08

Amazon

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 19/12/2014 21:11

Good idea drink. I might give the gin a dry run this evening, I don't want any nasty surprises come Christmas.

ww let's do it together!

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NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 19/12/2014 21:44

Ok Norah since you're home alone... have a quickie on me will write for the Athos fans later.....

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"Well..." Porthos raised his eyebrows at Norah, who grinned as she leaned against him: pleasantly sleepy, her feet sore, and very comfortable with his arm draped around her. The others had long since gone - D'Artagnan and Constance first; then Aramis and his latest conquest had vanished from the dance floor; Athos and Kate when she was virtually asleep on his shoulder. Norah stifled a yawn as Porthos pulled her to her feet.

They ambled slowly through the streets to her shop, mingling with the drinkers spilling out of the taverns. She could barely keep her eyes open by the time she locked the door behind them. Porthos looked down at her yawning again and picked her up, carrying her up the stairs with her head resting against his shoulder, the smell of sweat and leather surrounding her.

He put her down on the bed and grinned, then shrugged off his jacket and sat at the foot of the bed. He unbuttoned her shoes and eased them off - rewarded with a sleepy smile. He ran his hand up her leg, watching her face, and slowly rolled her stockings down, bending to kiss and lick along her legs as her skin was exposed. Norah smiled sleepily and squirmed as he rang a finger along an instep.
"Are you after something?"

He grinned and ran a hand back up her leg, beneath her skirts. She pushed herself up and reached out towards him, weaving her fingers through his hair and drawing him down next to her. They kissed on the bed, long and slow. Hands wandering lazily over each others' bodies as Norah pulled his shirt lose and dragged her fingers through his chest hair, circling round a nipple and ran her nails down his back. He sighed, pulling at her corset. "Your clothes are a pain..."

She raised her eyebrows "Yours aren't much better..." She helped him unlace her corset and unfasten her skirt, then set to work on his clothes. The light from the candles enhanced the colour of warm brown skin - she watched as he hauled the shirt over his head. Mesmerised as always by the movement of his muscles, the way the skin pulled tight where it was scarred. He glanced at her and grinned, enjoying the way her eyes devoured him.

He stood suddenly and pulled her to her feet, lifting the shift up and over her head, dropped it on the floor, then ran his hands up from her waist to cup her breasts. He bent to kiss her, feeling her body soft and pliant against his and pushed her back down onto the bed.

Norah gave a satisfied sigh as his lips moved down her neck, beard gently scratching against the skin of her chest, then lower as his tongue circled a nipple before his lips closed over it, sucking and teasing. She buried her fingers in his hair savouring the feel of his lips and tongue on her skin, the callused skin of his fingers dragging on her skin, darts of pleasure shooting through her whole body in response to his touch. She stretched against him, arching her back, and he began working upwards again. Norah wrapped her legs around him and drew him down into her - another satisfied sigh escaping her as she felt him slide deep inside her. She lifted her head to kiss him, trailed her tongue along his neck and chest as he moved faster, felt him hardening further as a whimper escaped her, and he swept her away in a tide of pleasure.

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LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 19/12/2014 21:53

Evening all!

Noraaaaah! Feckin love the title! Totally perfectGrin.

I have preordered!!!! And I'll tell you for why . DVD extras. Yum. Dribble. Any footage of Tom is worth any amount. Already excited about it. .

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 19/12/2014 21:54

Ooh Nonny!! Lush.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 19/12/2014 22:00

I have also preordered Xmas Grin

Badvocinapeartree · 19/12/2014 22:01

I think I may have had a preorder- gasm

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