Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

I did smile at Tb's Santi

Cuuuuuute!

Merry Christmas my Wenches

Had a lovely time with my mum and now it's just me and the cats

Aaaaaaw to Tom's video, he's so adorable

Thanks for the radio link Carolina

Hope all sick wenches gets better soon

Blinked and you missed it ww.

Don't bother WW.

Bary from Watford got four minutes.

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK - why does the BBC not seem to want to cater for the fans and supporters in the UK?

Look at the interviews that came out of SA - Much longer

Miserable fuckers!

Oh dear, that was a disgrace, although wonderful to hear Tom.

for Teams Santi and Howie. Luke spoke at the beginning didn't he?

I'm wondering if it was longer than that and they cut it.

Glad you had a good day WW and hope you enjoy the rest of the holiday.

Thanks Apes I got a new pair of slippers and some money so I'm happy Feel really energetic right now, done the dishes and some cleaning, don't really know what come over me Maybe if I drink some wine it will go away

Hey ww God jul to you and the wench cats. Hope you have a lovely evening.

Can I iplayer that interview? Is it worth listening to?

Michael caine like FIL dropped off an enormous bag of kindling for the fire. I reckon we won't run out till at least February.

We've been invited to a party/meal tonight and I'm trying to weigh up whether I'm too sick to go verses whether I don't want to cook.

Thanks Mouse. God Jul på dig också

I'm getting really worried now, I have tons of chocolate at home and I just made a ....... fruit salad

Courtesy of Rachel on Twitter. Couple of snippets but she hasn't said from which magazine.

Wonder if the running is what caused him to quit smoking and how did this woman get that job instead of me?

Tom was so dry and funny on that interview

Carolina at "keep on running"

I feel his pain....I often consider trying to run from my PT although she'd easily bloody catch me!

at Carolina touting herself as a personal trainer.....that'd be some blagging love. No offence (Pushy orange sales woman, The Fast Show). Maybe get rid of the hacking cough first

Also, in a similar vein, Mouse are you doing the London Winter Run? I've decided I'll give it a go. My PB for 10k is 52 mins, but that was a whole different lifetime and 2 babies ago....I'm aiming for under an hour.

....and Tom, Suzie might not know where you live.....but I do

bold fail

Well played dp! He went to try and buy xmas tv listings...came back with radio times for jan 3-9. Buuuuuut...it contains this!!!

Which I cant get to post the right way up for love or money, but never mind!

Aha carolina - this ^ is the article where those tom quotes are from!

For team A

Howie being very howie

And dog

The end of santi's bit. Good bit about him freaking out during a high-up stunt but warning: also waxes lyrical about his missus.

This is the whole of tom's column. Its quite a lot shorter than the others. Ahahahahaha.

I had that Santi bit tweeted to me before Mass. It was all going so well so I said just scrap the last few sentences