Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

[IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus]

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Morning, Happy Boxing Day....been up since half 5, spooning weetabix into babyelk. Growth spurt methinks.

Sitting on the sofa with a massively distended stomach last night seemed like a good moment to sign up for the London winter run, so if any wench is in London the weekend of 31/1st Feb and fancies meeting up.....also I'm going to sort out a just giving page if anyone would like to bung a couple of quid to cancer research that'd be much appreciated.

It's meant to snow here today.

Morning!
Have woken up with a shocking headAche ??
Carol....so happy for you darling
Seeing friends today as long as,the snow stays away!

No snow here, just foggy frostiness and an over-excited DS bouncing round like a loon doing 'magic tricks' :)

In other news, Inconvenient Cat has lived up to his name by developing a limp and looking very sorry for himself, purely because the vet is closed.

Happy Boxing Day wenches.

Carolina great news yesterday.

Jess P tweeted this yesterday. God, those horses men are beautiful.

Sparks, you'd get a good ride either way....

Helen

We've actually had snow here since the day before Christmas Eve, not much but a thin layer of white at least, and it's been a bit chilly so it's still here Today it's about -7°C here.

There's absolutely nothing on the telly so I mostly been watching Project Runway on the computer

Only a week left now wenches until S2!!!! Squeeeeee

Holy shit.....

Off to get dressed and go to visit parents now, hope all Wenches recover nicely from excess Xmas celebrations.

I have to say, I am touched by all your kind offers to come to the spa with me - you are truely selfless wenches to consider putting yourselves through such trauma purely to keep me company...

Elk - have some matchsticks for those eyes
Badders - paracetomol
WW - have a fun day on the computer

Catch you all later...

7 days wenches!
7 days!!!!!

Helen....it was sincerely meant darling.
I would walk over hot coals for you - a back massage seems tame by comparison

Morning. Hope all are having a lovely time. Have RBNR other than to say great news re Carolina and DS / DSG, I'm also in for the spa trip and yy Elk do share.

Off to DILs today and will see DSIL and family so even more presents and food. Think the kids may pop with excitement and too much chocolate .

Here's the link to my newly set up JustGiving page, if anyone would like to donate a couple of quid....

www.justgiving.com/LondonWinterRun

Thanks hunzz

Morning. Oh dear, DH has woken up feeling rotten and thinks he has a cold. That means I'll be next.

Waiting to be descended upon by all 3 DGC, (we only had one of them yesterday) and more present opening. It will no doubt be chaos.

Have a lovely day all.

Hey everyone happy boxing day.

elk I shall be there too. I'll start training properly in January when the chocolate oranges have run out

Happy boxing day all!

Oooh London meet up end of jan? Im in...

In packed car on motorway, we're all off to my ILs for a few days. Got another headache....realised what it is. Nicotine withdrawal. This always happens. Still at least it means Im doing something good.

Hope you all have good days xxx

Me: mum would you like some soup?

Mum: oh no. I'm full of porridge (having finally got up at 1o'clock)

Me: ok

Mum: I'll have mine in the dining room

Me: but you didn't want any

Mum: oh that was ages ago.

Me:

Elk - I will be here. Obviously and good opportunity to meet Mouse as well. Yay.

Omg elk. And I thought my mum was annoying.

Also in car on way to sister's. Have been for run so made room for more choc & cheese. Madame I don't give 2 stuffs about the horses so put your teeth away

Elk just tell your mum to pipe down as you have at Araporn to write.

[teeth]

Or this could be our [kingy] emoticon.

elk . How long is she staying with you for?
I believe in reincarnation and karma. So doing this with the patience of a saint now, you'll probably come back in your next life as a Kate moss lookalike with a musketeer on your arm.

Yep, I am really looking forward to meeting the London wenches and any other further flung ones who can be tempted , less so at running a 10k in just over a month's time. It'll be fine though

I'M DRIVING HER HOME TOMORROW THANK FUCK

I might even slow down as we pass her house to kick her out

Links arms with Badders and any other wench offspring of tedious mothers, in solidarity

Oi Mouse how do you know I don't already look like Kate Moss! I don't I look like Evangeline Lilly....are you listening Tom? I just need to persuade MrElk into some leather MC Hammer trousers and a frilly shirt, add a few straps and swordage. Sorted.

And.....and......I went out this morning and did 8k, so nearly there with the training....one more jog should cover it

Sympathy to elk re her pita mother.
No snow here, just raining.

For Elk

Afternoon wenches.

Anywench else?

Peeing it down here too Obs, and has gone quite a bit colder.

Can't believe it's a week today! Squeeeeee! And every Friday, after Team Aramis have swooned and phwooaaarred at Aramis, he's all mine! Woohoo!

In other I'm developing another keen interest news, I've read that Lee Pace who plays the rather wonderful Thranduil is 6'5

ONE WEEK!!!!