Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Meh italics fail

Oh baddersz.
Baddersz baddersz baddersz.
Everyone is on my To Do List.
You are near the top. You went down thanks to your earlier outburst.

Norah...stroke the clipboard...go on....:)
Dh has got a good package should he get pushed off drop off the perch.
Bless him.
He is currently indulging his shedlove (TM Norah)
I am going to end up burning the fucker down, aren't i? :(

Hello, hello, hello, late afternoon snogs to all wenches. I am now officially on my last full Christmas holiday so I have eaten a small box of Celebrations to, er, celebrate.

I also appear to have a small amount of sewerage in the garden. Not much, but I figure that none is the ideal amount of sewerage to have in the average garden so have had to summon someone to sort it out. FMS.

I have RBNR (sorry) but will be more attentive hereon in. Promise.

Enjoy your night out Sparks, don't do anything the wench collective wouldn't do

I find in the mornings that the timing has to be down to the wire, any spare and we end up with mlleelk drifting back upstairs, getting colouring out, starting a 'making' project....then we're very late.

Norah...that's hilarious

Drink I'm more than happy to send you mine by return

Yes bea mine is too.
Death by having fully lit and decorated Christmas tree shoved up arse?
So, my TB (nto) went out last night for Xmas drinks etc. fine fine, stayed out etc which is excellent very good.
Now staying out tonight.

So, I'm conflicted. On the one hand yipppeeeeeeeee. On the other hand it's not fucking fair, especially on top of his recent London trip. ok the rugby

Also, to add to my morning, we are never late.

Yuck mave good luck sorting that out.

Oh, and as it's now evening..

WHAT DO WE WANT?
TAV LIT
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
FUCKING NOW

Oooohhhhhhh, that one is soooo PA you wouldn't believe.

Love MrsB's list!
Questions Mavis's advice: "don't do anything the wench collective wouldn't do" :
Errrrr like: run down a side street, screaming harpies, in search of 72a?
Drink wine, baileys, shots, go clubbing till 3am.

Ah yes the saintly virtues of the wench collective. Don't do them then!!

( no, no, make SURE you do!!!!!)

Fancy Those pics of Dog and the Cardinal are fab! ^^

If the tree doesn't arrive, I would be happy to lend the Cardinal to you (as long as you don't get any ideas about it, I know he is very tempting!)

Oh and don't believe all that about Team Athos not sharing - they don't mean it really! It is only Team Cardinal that has "issues" around sharing him

So, I appear to have come home from work with a forty pounds box of chocolates.

What could possibly be in it, I wonder, to warrant that? As DS1 put it, that's 10 tins of Roses

"Screaming harpies" Obs? What do you mean?

Norah you deserve a life! Time to put your foot down?

Could be coal in wrappers Sparks? That's what my kids are getting threatened with.

Ok fuck the lot of them. Babymouse is being a tiny arse, toddlermouse is being a bigger arse and Mr Mouse is being the biggest arse of all. Mess making, food eating, smelly grumpy wee shits, the lot of them.

I'm buying a ticket to Sweden and going to stay with ww. Who's with me? Wenches take Stockholm.

Meeeeeeeee

I don't live in Stockholm ......

Can we go to Stockholm though ww? I like it there.

I'll go anywhere frankly

Is it really only 5:30? Ugh. I'm bored I want to wench but it's fucking tea time.

Of course we can Mouse

It's so fucking cold!! :(
Fetched ds1 and both nephews from school and college.
Nephews dropped home.
Dc gone with Dh to pils.
Ds2 coming home later.
Went to see mum.
Dropped wet washing off.
Went to cemetery.
Got Dhs cream from chemist.
Dropped wine donation off at church for their Xmas dinner.
I'm quite tired now.

So

Fucking

Bored, but horny