Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

OMG! I should never have taught you Swedish

What is knulla?
Is it norty!? :)

Washing can wait?!?! Badders cover your ears.... MrsB is delirious. What greater joy can there be than doing laundry and domestic chores?

Oh, go on then.....

I am in laundry limbo hell Helen :(
Got to take some stuff down to my mum to dry later and I have a load on the airer whoch isn't bloody drying
The people are supposed to be phoning before 11 to leg me know when they can come out again.
However, I am choosing to be zen about it.

I am ignoring mrsbs complete lack of interest over her laundry.
She is obv still reeling from trying to festively murder mrb.

Morning all!

Ah, Elk, yes, memories, it was always like that here.

I've just spent the last hour catching up on the thread. I've only read it sporadically for the last few days. Haven't remembered much, except Flopperses wonderful nativity play, Comtesses DS passing driving test (congrats to him and don't worry, their reactions are razor sharp at that age), Nonny's latest chapter (lovely kiss) and all the anticipation waiting for reports from the Carol Service.

I've also watched the last 5 Advent Calendar videos and sobbed like a baby, but in a good way. Think I'm finally coming down to earth.

Washing, what's that, I haven't done any for, oh, at least a week.

I haven't wrapped any presents yet either, so must get on with that today.

Have a good day all.

Bads Yes it's very norty!!! I've been stupid enough to teach wenches Swedish on FB

Hehehehehehehe :)

I'm very interested in my laundry. As in, "I wonder what that festering pile of clothes is doing over there...?"

Actually, going to go and put a load on now... then bring back manuscript to check references. (writes stuff down in the hope that I won't then meander aimlessly downstairs, then aimlessly back upstairs without doing any of the above)

Elk... sounds like the mornings I used to have with son. I am thankful I don't have to do that anymore and just have to get myself ready in mornings.

Beautiful and bright here today. What' weather like elsewhere ladies?

My washing is up to date. No overflowing laundry basket. I shouldn't show off though because I do live alone and only have my own to worry about! Don't envy wenches with hubs and kids to launder for.

Seems to be nothing new in musketeer land and nothing to indicate any forthcoming promo TV appearances so I guess that's it until 02-01-2015.

Apparently TB was out Christmas shopping again yesterday with his mum. Twice in a week ! She is one lucky mum to have a son who'll go Christmas shopping twice and presumably carry all the bags.

Did have a nice thing happen Wednesday when I reported in to work that I was signed off. I had no way of getting the secret santa present in for the person who's name I drew out. The pressies are being handed out today. My manager - bless her - asked who I had drawn and announced that she will get a small gift, wrap it and make sure that the present is there for today. Made me feel all warm and squishy that she'd do that for me.

Oooh. I'll do my morning too. Such fun!
I'd like to point out that it all starts off nicely with me asking nicely.

6:00; I get up, shower wander downstairs to get coffee. Put washing on.
6:30; look at fb and MN. Think about what to wear.
6:40; get dressed, put face on.
6:45; keep looking at fb/MN.
6:58; sigh. Put things away. Clear throat.
7:00 onwards....
go and wake up dd
Go and wake up ds3 and The Toddler (who may be in my bed)
Go and wake up dd
Go and wake up ds1&2
Leave their bedroom door open and smirk. (They are in converted garage so it makes the room cold and gets them up. They dislike this method.
Rinse cup, do water bottles, get breakfast down and on table.
Go and wake up dd
Go and wake up Toddler
Tell ds3 to clean up the bog seat and floor
Shout at dd to wake up
Toddler stumbles out of his/my room making some sort of grumpy noise
Tell ds3 to clean the seat and the floor.
Wake up dd
Shout down the stairs at ds2 to make sure ds1 is up
Tell ds3 to wash his hands and then get breakfast. Also to make sure ds1 is up.
Tell Toddler to go and get his breakfast
Hear arguing
Tell some one to make Toddler's breakfast awhile they do theirs.
Ask if ds1 is up
Wake up dd by pulling duvet off her and turning on her light full blast.
Go to find clothes in dryer
Tell ds3 to eat his breakfast
Shout at dd to come down and get her breakfast
Tell ds2 to get ds1 up
Get Toddler down from kitchen side
Struggle to move as Toddler hangs onto leg
Get given letter that needs signing and handing in yesterday
Question this
Tell ds3 to stop doing that and to have a drink
Get Toddler down off table
Go out to ds1 and tell him to get up now or I will use the Cold Water Method
Give ds3 his uniform (clean but not ironed)
Give dd her uniform
Tell dd to have her breakfast
Get Toddler down from dwarf wall (srsly. Wtf?)
Shepherd three young'uns upstairs.
Do teeth.
Do teeth
Do. Toddler's teeth.
DO YOUR TEETH.
Shout down at ds2 to see if ds1 is up
Say goodbye to ds2 as he goes to school
Help Toddler get dressed
Hose off ds3 and tell himto get dressed
Get Toddler down from hanging upside down from top bunk
Put clothes back on Toddler
Hear lots of shouting from downstairs
Tell dd to get upstairs and get washed and dressed
Dry hair (mine)
Tell dd to get dressed
Tell ds3 to wash his face
Dress Toddler
Get moaned at by ds1 who thinks he doesn't have time for breakfast. I bet to differ. He reminds me that it is my fault
Say good bye to ds1
Shout at everyone to find their shoes and coats.
Can only find one of The Toddler's shoes. Empty shoe cupboard.
Re dress Toddler
Tell ds3 and dd to out on shoes.
Put on shoes.
Put on shoes
Put shoes back on Toddler
Tell ds3 and dd to out on coats, get their bags and stand by door ready.
Notice dd hasn't brushed her hair
Forget that dd hasn't brushed her hair when I have to put The Toddler's shoes back on him.
Put on Toddler's coat
Insist on Toddler putting shoes on right feet
Tell ds3 and dd to out on their coats and get their bags
Put on own coat and boots
Tell ds3 and dd to put on coats and shoes
Put. Toddler's coat and/ or shoes back on. Threaten with pushchair.
Open front door
Tell ds3 and dd to get bags
Tell ds 3 and dd to get bags
Run through house to lock back door
Tell Toddler to get off the road
Threaten with pushchair
Leave pushchair behind
Leave house
Go back because dd has forgotten her bag
Leave house
Put coat back on Toddler
Notice ds3 hasn't washed his face
Half way up wish had brought pushchair.

Knulla mig mot väggen.

Have I got that right ww?

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh have to go. Am meant to be at Xmas lunch today and need to leave now. Also need to do last minute manic/panic Xmas shopping for people I forgot about and buy new picture frame for one that got knocked off wall.

Arghhhhhhhhhh

(wish TB would help me with mine...)

(would rather be in tavern....)

Norah....you need to write a book .

No. You need to write a book

doooooo iitttttttttttttt

Oh that's nice of her!
Glad you're feeling a bit better now.

Yeahhhhhh

You need to write some Tav Lit.
You need to do it.
Ddddoooooooo iiiiiitttttt.

Thanks Norah.

Enjoying reading your morning schedules.

Awwww, what?....TB takes his mum shopping. Who does that?, none of the blokes of my acquaintance that's for sure.

He has to be the most adorable man on the planet.

He's taking on some sort of deity like status in my head, this needs to stop now.

I going to picture him slobbing on the sofa with his hand down his pants, or leaving his toenail clippings on the sink, or turning his pants inside out to get another days wear out of them.

I'll never get over this otherwise

Yes Norah you got that right

Elk I know!!! He's so adorable and sweet and kind and thoughtful and supersexy and and ....

I bet he's giving you A Significant Look whilst he's in there rummaging eh elky?

Slobby Tom .... mmm

ohforpetessake

Have just found a fountain pen in the back pocket of my jeans.

They've been through the wash.

That explains a few things.

Norah....stop it. I've got things to do!

I'm reading that sigh as you being turned on and the blush as you being very turned on.
Is this right?

Is ligga like shag or am I confused now?
Anyway,
Vill du ha em ligga?
Jag vil ha en rätt bra ser till. The English speaking way, natch.