Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

As I don't have a weird sex & death fetish livia, diplomacy seemed the way to go!

I quite like a bit of feathery strokery myself norah. In the right places it GMTRH, just so long as I get to ride him like a Grand National winner afterwards

Guess what's happening in my house wenches? Clue: I've just told MrB (nto) that he might as well piss off and leave it all to me.

MrB (whilst looking at a very box shaped and frankly piss easy to do actual box): How do I wrap this one then?

Then he kept nicking my scissors, complained about my choice of cheesy Christmas music and has also been playing fecking Candy Crush on my phone and it's down to 18% battery.

I may actually kill him.

Norah yes on reflection you are right - sorry Badders I don't regret snogging WW though

fancy That would be an advantage! He should be able to handle loads of wenches without any loss of performance!

And we could always introduce him to the delights of the dungeon when he's had a bit of 'training'

MrsB not a court in the land would convict you!

doooo iiiit mrsbee, but in a festive way
impaled on a christmas tree
poison in a mince pie
strangled with tinsel

Ooh tomorrow is my last day of work before 5 Jan and I just remembered that we are having a present from the firm as a surprise (although I know about it!)

Wonder if it is anything exciting?

fancy Great idea - same result but done in a seasonally appropriate way!

ooooh! Wenches!

MrsB I feel your pain.... Madame I hope DS improves rapidly and doesn't wake you up... did he miss the school play then?

alright Comtesse?
Ds2 has been on the sofa most of the day, bless him.
Hence the cbeebies a thon.
I am plotting the presenters untimely demise, I can tell you :)
Dryer has packed up again. Fucking thing.
Madame...your poor Ds. So horrid when they are ill.
I have treated the thrush you will all be glad to hear :) I must be pretty run down...
Need to go to cemetery tomorrow to take dad's Xmas wreath. Then I am having my nephews til 6pm.
I miss the flopsy bongs :(

With all this talk of debauching Dog I may have to make that a cold shower

^^

I've been playing 'Peter poker' on Facebook tonight - basically it involves posting lots of hot pics and drooling - a cold shower isn't a bad idea!

Giving up for the night

A bit of mutual feathery strokery purely as a tease before you actually get on to the frantic grabbing and fucking is fine.

Lol at national winner

Well. I. Am. Disappointed.
On my own for the last time before they all (including CW) break up for two weeks and NO FUCKING TAV LIT.

I even tried to get SF to have a go, but nope.
FML.

Like your description of the required ending to a bit of feathery strokery there norah

Goodnight helen hope you manage to get some rest from coughing

I could enjoy that sort of poker livia, did you see the link I posted to the cats & male models website?

Oh, and have a

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

We might even get onto it for Christmas! #itsveryquietinherenowisn'tit?

Nice.
And I'm Orf.
Night all.

Night norah, I'm signing off too - my doughnut is calling!

Right wrapping phase 1 finished. Still have to do DH and DC presents. I bought them all weeks ago but yet again wrapping at last minute (we head off Sun). FMCP

Hideous festive death planned for MrB (nto). In the bath with the malfunctioning fairy lights.

I bet that will look lovely and festive. Nice.

MmmmoooooooooRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRnnnnnnniiiiinnnnngggggg.

How is every fucker today? Last day of term here today, which is nice as I then get the kids and TB (nto) all day everyday for about two/three weeks!!
How's about that then eh?

Morning wenches.
Last day of term.
Ds1 breaks up at lunchtime and is going in to watch a film...I mean...what's the point!?
Ds2 still snotty and wheezy. No temp though.
Loving the festive fairy light death mrsb. I approve.
I shall go and bookmark the new thread forthwith!

Ooooh....Norah...have you got a clipboard?

Maybe....

Oh you temptress...
But now I need to go and wrangle ds1
FML

Morrrning!

Last day of term woooohoooooooo. 2.5 weeks oh happy days.

Tonight s the Ambulance Service's Black Friday. I hope it's just coincidental that it's my work Christmas do. And it looks like there's going to be pre AND post-drinks. Uh-oh.

In other news, that ^Aramis look up there just GMTRH. Jeeeesus. There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do.