Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Morning wenches.

Not feeling wenchy afuckingain. Teary, blob imminent and early. DC are winding me up. My throat's killing me. DH seems to be in the same league as MrB (nto) when it comes to Christmas stuff. He got a card off someone and he was showing me how hilarious it was and then saying what should be written in the return card in detail. "So, if you put that in their card". Sorry what? Write it your fucking self. I've done a fucking mountain of cards and the only card he writes is one to me! Could he not possibly manage one more? Twonk.

I'm hiding in the Cwtch Cupboard and I'm not coming out. So ner.

'Accidentally' locks self in cupboard with letus
Oopsie

sparks ily. That is all.

Morning. Totally forgot that ds's only had half day till I was reminded the other day.
Like sparks, I have my work do tonight.
No cards written, no presents wrapped. Not good.
Oh well. Who cares.
Starts countdown to series 2 .........

Good morning wenches.

Feeling better today and hopefully around a bit more to join in the conversations.

Going to get some breakie now.

See you in a bit. XXX

IT'S FRIIIDAAAAYYYYYY

I cannot believe it's only two weeks until TM S2 starts and I get to watch it with my wenches

Enjoy your parties wenches!

I really cut down my card list this year - and I havent had many either.
All present wrapped except stocking gifts and I will do that on Xmas eve.
Should hear when they are coming back to look at dryer today.
Tbh I'm past caring :)

Morning!!! TFIF!!!! Last working day of the year. Hope everyone has a good day. LetUs hang in there. Sparks behave!!!!!

2 WEEK COUNTDOWN
Whoo hoo!

Letus...maybe the festive fairy light homicide as patented by MrsB?
Have had a shower.
I now smell of grapefruit, not...er....me.

Morning. Just back from dropping MrB (nto) at work, he's not driving today as works night out. At least he is out of my hair tonight for round 2 of wrapping. If your DH actually buys and writes you a card LetUs then he is at a far more advanced stage than MrB .

Sparks it gets called Black Friday here too. In the large northern border town I grew up in it was known as Black Eyed Friday because of all the fighting that happened. Lovely.

Right off to take the rugrats to school.

Morning. Woke up with stabbing sinus pain & period pain so retreated back to bed with breakfast, ibuprofen & ScaredyCat. Think the drugs are starting to work now so will need to get moving as I'm meeting friends in town for this morning and then IL's arrive after lunch. Oh and hopefully my bastarding tree will arrive. DS broke up yesterday so will be on delivery watch (if I can wake him up).

Love your 'festive death' (sung to the tune of 'Stupid Death' from HH) plot mrsbee

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Is this the right place? It doesn't smell of leather & damp beardy fuckers, it's more fruity?

Good luck to everyone on wrapping missions or going to parties. Hope all poorly people have woken feeling a bit better this morning.

Sorry about that fancy

Ok, premature thread ejaculation. I misread how many we are on.

Oops.

Come on wenchies, we can make this work.....
Let's...

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Oh, and letus I'm not snuggling...

Does anyone else's cortisol level shoot through the roof in the last 30 secs before bundling small children off to school? I'm fortunate in that a friend takes mlleelk in exchange foe me wrangling hers into a swimming cossie every week, so baby elk can have a lie in - which always bloody needs having been at the all night buffet, but it still always goes like this....

mlleelk: it's not uniform day, I want to wear my orange trousers

me: is it?, ok ok, what else?

mllelk: (10 mins, and half dressed later) can I put my non-uniform clothes in a bag to take with me because I'm not sure....

me: Right. Take those off. Put this on.

Text: is it toy day? [little friend] thinks it is
Reply: no idea....is it non-uniform day?

it is neither toy day or noon-uniform day

Me: take those orange trousers off and put your tights on

Me: put your tights on

Me: put your tights on

Me: go and find a jumper

Me: put your jumper on

mlleelk: I couldn't find one

Not just you Elk. Mine is just like that but with way more shouting. You are clearly nicer than me.

It's the teeth brushing that usually sends me over the edge.

No Elk it's not just you.

I have to go out and do emergency Xmas shopping - realised I haven't got anything for several people. But have to do a bit of work first. would rather wench.

It's not just you elk.
Fear not.

But, seriously...fear not :)

at Archangel Badders on high. With extra added grapefruit.

You know what? Knulla to this domestic shit . I'm off to meet a friend for coffee until school breaks up at noon. The washing can wait.