GAVE MY NANNA HER XMAS PRESENT CUZ IT WASNT ENOUGH SHES NOT TALKIN 2 US

[laurenholly]

MY NANNA CAME ROUND THIS MORNING TO GIVE US OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS SHE ASKED MY BOYFRIEND TO HELP WITH HEAVY BAG I SAID HE CANT CUZ HE WAS IN CAR CRASH ANE GOT CRACKED BONES IN BACK AND NOT ALLOWED 2 LEFT HEAVY THINGS

SO I GIVE HER HER PRESENT (A BOX OF BLACK MAGIC CHOCLATES) SHE WENT HOME THEN PHONED UP MY MUM LATER SAYING SHES NOT HAPPY WITH WHAT I GOT HER SHE ALSO CALLED DP A LAZY SLOB CUZ HE DIDNT HELP HER AND CUZ OF THAT WE GAVE ALL HER PRESENTS BACK TO HER

AND NOW SHES NOT TALKING TO ANY OF US HOW CHILDISH IS THAT

Someone ought to write a list about what all these words mean

for example, whats the difference between a parp and a thunk?

Moved house just got broadband reconnected and this was the first thread I read. Jeepers. In my sad wee world I was quite excited about popping on to see what had happened over the last couple of weeks. Not convinced worth the effort .

hello im back stupid pc went funny and wouldnt work
thats ok midee i like talking on mn and also on msn even thought i dont have many people to talk to on there

A thunk might have been much more appropriate here. However, a thunk is very rude too IMO!

Thunk is the sound of banging your head on a table hard such is your despair at the rubbish being posted

Are thunk and thud different, soapbox?

so...

Parp = you dont want to get drawn in cause the subject pisses you off

Thunk = when its so frustrating cause they are talking rubbish

Thud = ???

Hmmm, not sure - I think a thud is a more serious thunk - where the sound is from falling over with shock at the rubbish being posted

But I'm making that one up TBH!!!

i dont know what most of the words that are writen on here means or maybe im just thick

Dont forget suzywong "has this thing kicked off yet?"

has anyone got msn ?? can i add you??

Weren't thunk and thud interchangable and used specifically for a fragrant, lilac poster of old normally?

Sprucy - I think we can fairly safely answer 'yes' to that one

It's not much better than text speak - I can't do Mumsnet speak either

What about boden? or is that out of mn fashion?

oh so im not the only one the

is anyone going to answer me?

Boden is defo out of fashion, as everyone seems to have sold out and bought up the whole of the shop, judging by the recent Boden sale thread

Boden was always only a distraction though to stop a thread going pear shaped!

Haven't seen '4' for a while either!

4

Janh

followthestarlover are you still here???

ooooooh and dont forget about draing a line under things

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garenteed to piss people off

if 4 is boring then what are

1
2
3
5
????

always wondered

i think iv pissed off enought people tonight