Mumsnet: The Rules - things a good Mother should never do

[northerner]

1. Bottlefeed

2. Smoke outside the school 3. Feed grapes to children in Supermarket

Carry on...

1. Buy FruitShoots

wean before 6 months

1. McDonalds birthday parties, or McD food full stop.

1. Buy non-organic veg

Let your child eat when in their pushchair - especially sausage rolls.

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1. Send their child to school with 'Billy Bear sausage' on white processed bread sandwiches in their lunchbox

plonk kids in front of cbeebies for 0.5 hour

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give em boring books

Shag whilst kids awake

1. Slag off Kate Moss

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Let them have tellies in their rooms.

1. Admit their kids don't like hoummus

2. Allow their kids to watch more than an hour of (educational, natch) TV per day 3. Take the car when you could have a lovely brisk walk 4. Scream "stop it now" like a fishwife instead of explaining things calmly and at length, so they don't grow up traumatised and emotionally damaged

Oops - 11 12 13 14

let a dog p*ss on the baby

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work

11. Have her kids at home when its their birthday.

let a baby piss on the dog

leave baby in the car unattended

leave baby on top of car unattended

leave baby under car unattended

get pissed while staying up too late reading mn?

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my ds did that once.