The Mumsnet Degree

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A dead cert would be; The Life and Works of Jilly Cooper.

So if there was a degree in Mumsnet what would you put on the syllabus?

Steven Gerrard life drawing course

Friday afternoon - double gin.

Cooking with wine

One handed playdough modelling course

IT Skills - MN'ing whilst simultaneously booking an online shop, and assisting with homework.

Applied Snobbery

I am thinking the AIBU classes would be really really fun.

Building a lego fire-fecking-engine without the instructions.

thesis on the life and times of mr maker.

Linking.

It's not difficult.

You could combine subjects so fr'instance AIBU with Applied Snobbery and Friday Afternoon Drinking. Friday Afternoon Drinking and One Handed Playdough Modelling? Friday Afternoon drinking could combine with most subjects.

Crossing out.

It takes tenacity and an over inflated sense of one's own utter hilariousness

you must be feeding a baby at all times during the writing of your dissertation.

He he.

How to find the Friday Night Bumsex threads obviously.

Compulsory English spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Failure of this course will result in NO DEGREE!

Avoiding Bumsex

Passive agression training and the appropriate use of smileys!

Frakkit - this could combine with elements of Pedant's Corner.

Moldie identification and advanced use of spreadsheets?

Aspects of name-changing to include recognition of posting styles, inventive name changes, seasonal variation and name-change tracking.

Troll spotting.

How to Namechange without Outing Oneself

Guest lecturer: UCM

Cod spotting.

I won't be attending classes as the baby ate my homework. I'll be round the back of the bikesheds with bof and reality. Good luck swots.

Judgey Pants Sewing.

Competitive Cupcaking for Beginners

Lentil Weaving