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The Mumsnet Degree

108 replies

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 23/06/2010 11:37

A dead cert would be; The Life and Works of Jilly Cooper.

So if there was a degree in Mumsnet what would you put on the syllabus?

OP posts:
piprabbit · 23/06/2010 22:07

"The Flounce."

followed by

"Returning with dignity."

BecauseImWorthIt · 23/06/2010 22:08

Shopping lists, and how to write them for the highest level of obfuscation

Cyclops · 23/06/2010 22:08

The Art of the Mooncup

How to Read a Thread Before Posting

Lilymaid · 23/06/2010 22:09

The evolution of the comic thread with special reference to Governess thread and any number of other classics.

BecauseImWorthIt · 23/06/2010 22:10

Big Tech, Tech, YetMoreTech, TomTech, NikitaTech. Discuss.

piprabbit · 23/06/2010 22:14

Optional extra course for those with a keen interest on how to stalk monitor other users, with a special reference to the use of spreadsheets.

ByThePowerOfGreyskull · 23/06/2010 22:18

not sure about what to study but surely the school song should be the llama song?

JulesJules · 23/06/2010 22:22

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Poledra · 23/06/2010 22:30

Oooh, BIWI, I'm sure I spotted an AdamTech round here somewhere earlier..............

BecauseImWorthIt · 23/06/2010 22:33

AdamTech. Compare and contrast with Tech, BigTech, YetMoreTech, TomTech and NikitaTech.

LeQueen · 23/06/2010 22:34

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BecauseImWorthIt · 23/06/2010 22:36

How to talk so that visiting politicians will listen.

JaneS · 23/06/2010 22:37

Nork referencing for beginners. And lectures in how to use all the unofficial smilies like [boak].

The fine art of getting the in first with the drinking thread on Friday afternoon.

OrientCalf · 23/06/2010 22:40

Advanced theory of 'words on a screen'

LeQueen · 23/06/2010 22:41

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MrsRhettButler · 23/06/2010 22:44

a paper on 'fruitshoots, should they be banned?'

and 'how to successfully shop at boden' of course

LeQueen · 23/06/2010 22:47

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TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 23/06/2010 22:49

trolls: their motives, methods and how to hunt them

SpecialAnonymousName · 23/06/2010 22:56

Etiquette on not-outing longtimers posting under temporary pseudonyms, with discussion on whether or not to wave when you're not sure if they'll remember you anyway. Says she under a temporary pseudonym.

Booboobedoo · 23/06/2010 23:00

Yes, Cod-spotting is freshers-week stuff, really.

It comes along with learning not to or .

"MN in-jokes: The Bat and Beyond"

FellatioNelson · 23/06/2010 23:02

Do It Yourself Haircutting.

Identification of middle-class of middle class indicators

How to force feed your children olives and hummus so that others might correctly identify your middle-classness.

Dissertation should be on the history of the word Chav. Is it an appropriate noun to descripe members of the feckless underclass? Discuss.

FellatioNelson · 23/06/2010 23:03

{shock] Can anyone tell that I'm having a nightcap? I'd fail in my MN pedantry module tonight.

BikeRunSki · 23/06/2010 23:06

Acronyms 101

SpringHeeledJack · 23/06/2010 23:13

Yes, but what about the children?- discuss

gigglewitch · 23/06/2010 23:15

omg, this thread is fantastic. And has caused much hilarity. Oh lordy, I'd better go and revise... there's a multiple choice on Acronyms next week isn't there?