The Mumsnet Degree

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A dead cert would be; The Life and Works of Jilly Cooper.

So if there was a degree in Mumsnet what would you put on the syllabus?

"The Flounce."

followed by

"Returning with dignity."

Shopping lists, and how to write them for the highest level of obfuscation

The Art of the Mooncup

How to Read a Thread Before Posting

The evolution of the comic thread with special reference to Governess thread and any number of other classics.

Big Tech, Tech, YetMoreTech, TomTech, NikitaTech. Discuss.

Optional extra course for those with a keen interest on how to stalk monitor other users, with a special reference to the use of spreadsheets.

not sure about what to study but surely the school song should be the llama song?

Zombie Planning 101

Poetry Composition especially Odes to Dead Pets

Oooh, BIWI, I'm sure I spotted an AdamTech round here somewhere earlier..............

AdamTech. Compare and contrast with Tech, BigTech, YetMoreTech, TomTech and NikitaTech.

How to talk so that visiting politicians will listen.

Nork referencing for beginners. And lectures in how to use all the unofficial smilies like [boak].

The fine art of getting the in first with the drinking thread on Friday afternoon.

Advanced theory of 'words on a screen'

a paper on 'fruitshoots, should they be banned?'

and 'how to successfully shop at boden' of course

trolls: their motives, methods and how to hunt them

Etiquette on not-outing longtimers posting under temporary pseudonyms, with discussion on whether or not to wave when you're not sure if they'll remember you anyway. Says she under a temporary pseudonym.

Yes, Cod-spotting is freshers-week stuff, really.

It comes along with learning not to or .

"MN in-jokes: The Bat and Beyond"

Do It Yourself Haircutting.

Identification of middle-class of middle class indicators

How to force feed your children olives and hummus so that others might correctly identify your middle-classness.

Dissertation should be on the history of the word Chav. Is it an appropriate noun to descripe members of the feckless underclass? Discuss.

{shock] Can anyone tell that I'm having a nightcap? I'd fail in my MN pedantry module tonight.

Acronyms 101

Yes, but what about the children?- discuss

omg, this thread is fantastic. And has caused much hilarity. Oh lordy, I'd better go and revise... there's a multiple choice on Acronyms next week isn't there?