The Mumsnet Degree

[isthatporridgeinyourhair]

A dead cert would be; The Life and Works of Jilly Cooper.

So if there was a degree in Mumsnet what would you put on the syllabus?

The Art of Profanity in a Thread Title

(Lecturer: Dr MamaG)

Self-righteousness

I actually don't know how to name change. I don't think I'd even be admitted to the degree, would I?

Can I offer an elective, which will be taken up by three people, two of whom will drop out once they realise it's still got assigned homework?

Posting In Other Time Zones: The Art and Science of Appearing Sober When Everyone Else Is Still At Breakfast.

lol @ tortoise

SOH - I thought Reality would be lecturing in namechanging and advanced use of spreadsheets?

What about; Flouncing: How To Get It Right

Mmm liking MamaG and the Art of Profanity.

Cod spotting is a basic skill though; What about; Cod: A Retrospective - is all her best work behind her?

MmeLindt

and the cod spotting

as an optional course how to speak to one's dc about their father without choking on your own tongue

How to say something nice about another child to it's mother when you can't stand either of them but your child is best friends with their child.

ff/bf and SAHM/WOHM great battles of our time

Dealing with PILs - a practical guide in assertiveness

Fuckwit avoidance for beginners

Cat's bum mouth and the appropriate use thereof...

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LostArtofKeepingASecret

Lego 101

You print the instructions off the lego website whilst mumsnetting and drinking beverage of choice.

Provide child with instructions
In response to request for help state

"Mummy took an age to sort those out, you get started please, while I catch up on the work I should have been doing..."

resume Mumsnet and beverage.

Class dismissed

poncification: why waitrose is soooo much better than asda.

followed by

seagull shoppers: the beauty of lidl.

HoneyDragon, I'm off to look for lego instructions now, I'm sure DS will need them in a couple of years soon. I can save myself even more time!

Procastination and Mumsnet

Might leave that course for later in the term though.

at MmeLindt

Am I Being Unreasonable - introduction (for first years)

Am I Being Unreasonable (advanced) for more skilled hands...

and for airy-fairy types 'The History of Being Unreasonable'

Mumsnet Classics

Emoticons and how to use them to best effect

AIBU by proxy

give examples,

discuss

i would fail!!!