The Mumsnet Degree

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A dead cert would be; The Life and Works of Jilly Cooper.

So if there was a degree in Mumsnet what would you put on the syllabus?

How to hide veg in your children's food.

Bridezilla wars

Buggy wars

Nappy wars

Breast feeding 22 year olds - is it wrong?

Competitive Poverty and how to win.
(might get into trouble for that one )

For mothers of sons - how to cope with the transition to MILhood.

LeQueen- ah yes of course. Should've specified that there's two modules to the unit- either the Handwringing module or the Cheeky Shrug

Helicopter parenting: Discuss.

How to train your DH

LeQ

with a module of 'accepted time to leave your children to play in the henhouse'

Packed Lunch Making for Beginners (age 6)

Intermediate Packed Lunches (age 8)

The Art of the Advanced Packed Lunch (age 10).

How To Badger Your Maternal Parent For Dinner Money (all ages)

Hairdressing for the skint and desperate.

Yes, but it's far too academic for me. I'm only grade 4 CSE in Conflict. I'm PHD level in conflict resolution though.

We could have guest lecturers...
Bonsoir could run a workshop on 'Why the French way is best'.

Dittany could run one on 'Men and their failings'.

A serious course on therapy/repositioning on discovery of torticollis/plagiocephaly

I have Dittany marked down for The Life and Works of Jilly Cooper

I think Xenia should really present An Introduction to FlyLady

How to apolgigise for erroneous troll accusations without actually meaning it.

Post Graduate: How to get away with troll accusation when the troll accusee has been a member of mumsnet longer then the troll accuser and everyone else knows that.

Guest lecturers - erm just about everyone since all the political nonsense

back to basics: how to spell apologise correctly

Peanut/lactose/wheat/egg allergies, and where to buy them from, if your child is feeling left out.

Posting from an iPhone as an optional one?

After being here for 5 years I needed training for the TTC threads. Totally different language over there. Compulsory course for those beginning parenthood.

If I sign up for another degree I will go insane and DH will leave me.