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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 16:20

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easterchickfordinner · 10/04/2009 16:24

oh can't wait for tigers update,hope she got pictures.

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:25

I know it's like the icing on the cake

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carrielou2007 · 10/04/2009 16:25

Brilliant!!! How about a reply to his last text of 'yes of course I am a real person but I take it you are not gay then?' could be fun??

oldraver · 10/04/2009 16:25

Shine.. does he drive an M3/4 whatever they are called

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lou33 · 10/04/2009 16:27

we need tiger!

YanknbeforetheCockcrows · 10/04/2009 16:28

I've got this mental image of a penguin at an Orange shop, trying to decide between the Dolphin and Canary plans. . .and demanding a waterproof phone...

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YanknbeforetheCockcrows · 10/04/2009 16:29

I think Tiger wasn't going to do pics, but I have faith in her descriptive powers.

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:29

Hahahah yank!

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StrawberryWinders · 10/04/2009 16:30

Guess you won't be needing that overdraft then

"are you a real person?" priceless

YanknbeforetheCockcrows · 10/04/2009 16:31

The penguin would probably need a flippers-free kit too. . .

chickaleggjac · 10/04/2009 16:31

shiney you should change your number now

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Biscuits4cheese · 10/04/2009 16:32

shineon were you in phone/text contact with tiger? What has she said?

Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 16:33

lol @ penguin plan.

I can't keep up.

thanks screaming.

MrsMagooo · 10/04/2009 16:34

PMSL - I absolutely love it - way to go you

BitOfFunnyBunny · 10/04/2009 16:34

That was pure brilliance!

I so want him to see the thread at some point...can't you email him the "look into the burning eyes of the penguins and CHANGE YOUR WAYS" pic, pleeeeeease?!

ROFL

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DitaVonCheese · 10/04/2009 16:35

Hee hee hee, so glad he turned up

but I do feel a tiny bit sorry for him too, waiting around in the rain and now driving himself mad trying to work out who it is. Have to keep reminding myself what a numpty he is.

soon2befamilyof4 · 10/04/2009 16:36

Have only just seen this thread (well, the first one). WELL DONE! There are so many arseholes around!

I do wonder though if he never finds out who it is if he will learn from it?

Think it is brilliant though. Myself and my friend did something similar years ago when her boyfriend tried it on with me - I didnt know who he was to start with. (We were only like 16 lol). and she wanted to see how far he would take it and I arranged to meet him and he stood there like a twat for ages. Love it.

Flight - I can't believe you are feeling sorry for him. HE is the one in the wrong.

LilRedWG · 10/04/2009 16:36

DH said, please tell him you are dumping the twat.