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I have a question about centaur babies.

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BerthaKit · 04/08/2023 12:24

Would the human section be all floppy and helpless like a whole human baby, while the horsey but be able to walk around like a horse baby? Or would both half’s be either humanly floppy and under developed or Horsily matured?

and how would mama centaur birth something that shape?

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Errolwasahero · 05/08/2023 07:51

They’re certainly not called ‘bosoms’ as mentioned upthread….

Errolwasahero · 05/08/2023 08:02

swimminginthesun · 05/08/2023 07:35

centaurs can usefully feed from both their boobs and their udders.

Wait. Are they called “udders” on a horse/centaur?!

That was meant to quote this!

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/08/2023 08:16

the human part would be pretty much 100% lungs just to keep the whole body going

Wouldn't they have to be enormous to cope with half horse respiration what with all that galloping about? horse sized lungs in a human chest wouldn't fit, would they?

PumpkinsAndCoconuts · 05/08/2023 08:20

Wambamcam · 05/08/2023 00:47

I wish I hadn't read this thread 😂, I'm deep in thought about centaur anatomy now, forget birthing!

I've never thought before what the insides of a centaur must be like and now it's horrifying me - the human part would be pretty much 100% lungs just to keep the whole body going and then the horse part would be all the digestion etc, so a centaur has a ridiculously long trachea like a giraffe then?
How does the human half have any comfortable movement range when it would be an entire block of ribs to protect the massive lungs?
And how do human teeth cope with all the grazing or does the horse part not need horse food and is fine with human food?
And how does a normal sized human mouth/teeth cope with eating enough food to keep a horse sized body going?

I shouldn't have clicked on this thread!

are their lungs necessarily in the upper part? And where would the heart be? What size would the heart be?

it would seem to me that storing every large organ in the horsy part would be much more feasible.

A horse has the space to store everything needed for such a large organism. The measly human half wouldn’t really change that, would it?🤔

anatomically speaking centaurs should be horses with some extra bits. And not humans with horsy bits.

The human part could be more of a transportation system (longer airways, very long esophagus etc)?🤔 maybe with some sort of stomach/digestive organs.

PumpkinsAndCoconuts · 05/08/2023 08:28

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/08/2023 08:16

the human part would be pretty much 100% lungs just to keep the whole body going

Wouldn't they have to be enormous to cope with half horse respiration what with all that galloping about? horse sized lungs in a human chest wouldn't fit, would they?

I personally believe that centaurs would be horses that simply have some human appendages (instead of a normal horsy head and horsy neck).

all the necessary organs would be in the horse and the human part would simply have the extras needed to keep the human alive... maybe some additional digestive bits due to the issue of „human“ diet / food consumption etc.
centaurs jaws don’t seem like they would support equine dental structures and teeth. Centaurs therefore would consume a human diet, wouldn’t they? Maybe that’s what’s in the human upper body?

or maybe the organs that remain in the human part have lost most uses/aren’t essential, not unlike an appendix.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/08/2023 08:33

all the necessary organs would be in the horse and the human part would simply have the extras needed to keep the human alive... maybe some additional digestive bits due to the issue of „human“ diet / food consumption etc

That suggests to me that a centaur is horse up to the shoulders and it's just the head that is human; which is not what is shown in all the pictures.

Shame the ancient Greeks didn't have cameras, that would have settled it.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/08/2023 08:35

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/08/2023 08:33

all the necessary organs would be in the horse and the human part would simply have the extras needed to keep the human alive... maybe some additional digestive bits due to the issue of „human“ diet / food consumption etc

That suggests to me that a centaur is horse up to the shoulders and it's just the head that is human; which is not what is shown in all the pictures.

Shame the ancient Greeks didn't have cameras, that would have settled it.

Always assuming you could easily find a centaur in the wild and they weren't shy and elusive like the yeti and stood there long enough to have their picture taken before galloping off.

turbonerd · 05/08/2023 09:00

WandaWomblesaurus · 04/08/2023 22:38

Enjoy

They not only drank from the love spring, they swam in it!

turbonerd · 05/08/2023 09:07

Love all the old drawings showing centaur life in great detail.
The one of the family chilling after a successful Hunt is excellent.

But yes, how do they manage to eat enough? And do they ruminate or are they in fact omnivores like humans?

And wont their arms throw them off balance when they gallopp?

@ErrolTheDragon
Yes, maybe Mermaids put on scaly «skirts» to confuse us.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 05/08/2023 09:15

No idea, but there’s plenty of footage of grown-up centaurs getting romantically paired up in Fantasia - the Pastoral Symphony bit. No babies IIRC though - shame Disney didn’t make a sequel!

cuckyplunt · 05/08/2023 09:22

CS Lewis said that centaurs had two stomachs, a man stomach requiring an enormous man breakfast ( bacon eggs etc) then a horse stomach requiring an hours grazing.
I always wondered about the grazing, they don’t really have the teeth for it. Did they pick the grass up in their hands to put it in their mouths, or did they bend down and eat from the ground, either way, very undignified.
Also how did they differentiate between stomachs?

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/08/2023 09:29

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 05/08/2023 09:15

No idea, but there’s plenty of footage of grown-up centaurs getting romantically paired up in Fantasia - the Pastoral Symphony bit. No babies IIRC though - shame Disney didn’t make a sequel!

That's just stuff Disney made up though. I bet centaurs weren't that good looking in real life.

SoundTheSirens · 05/08/2023 09:36

turbonerd · 05/08/2023 09:07

Love all the old drawings showing centaur life in great detail.
The one of the family chilling after a successful Hunt is excellent.

But yes, how do they manage to eat enough? And do they ruminate or are they in fact omnivores like humans?

And wont their arms throw them off balance when they gallopp?

@ErrolTheDragon
Yes, maybe Mermaids put on scaly «skirts» to confuse us.

Horses aren’t ruminants, they only have one stomach (hence why they keep dying of colic every five minutes) so having two stomachs would arguably be an upgrade for a centaur.

Imagine being a centaur vet! Although at least they could tell you which bit hurt.

Errolwasahero · 05/08/2023 09:53

@ErrolTheDragon I’ve often wondered how our eponymous hero managed to have it away with his lady friend! Perhaps the late great TP had all this in his head… (in fact I’m sure he did!)

Giggorata · 05/08/2023 10:03

Sorry haven't had time to RTFT but I think that talking about the human half and the horse half of a centaur isn't the right way of looking at it.

These are creatures distinct from both humanity and horsedom, and therefore develop completely differently, far advanced from the helpless baby humans we produce.
Plus they're a bit magic.

BruceAndNosh · 05/08/2023 10:07

Persipan · 04/08/2023 12:34

I can't think it would be that much worse to give birth to than an ordinary horse, really...

Yeah, but they've got 6 limbs to get all tangled up together!

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 05/08/2023 10:12

@MrsDanversGlidesAgain , No! And there was I thinking Fantasia was real - even down to all the Pegasuses (flying horses), inc. the cute little baby one!
I shall have to go away and have a good cry now.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/08/2023 10:18

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 05/08/2023 10:12

@MrsDanversGlidesAgain , No! And there was I thinking Fantasia was real - even down to all the Pegasuses (flying horses), inc. the cute little baby one!
I shall have to go away and have a good cry now.

I'm so sorry.....😧

ErrolTheDragon · 05/08/2023 11:00

Errolwasahero · 05/08/2023 09:53

@ErrolTheDragon I’ve often wondered how our eponymous hero managed to have it away with his lady friend! Perhaps the late great TP had all this in his head… (in fact I’m sure he did!)

A minor detail compared to the advanced biology, chemistry and physics required to metamorphose an ordinary fire breathing dragon into a rocket-propelled one, surely? And size never bothered Casanunder...

Errolwasahero · 05/08/2023 11:09

@ErrolTheDragon ah good point. Haha no that’s true! The epitome of size isn’t everything 😅

Imanalias · 05/08/2023 11:19

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal always good to encounter a Pratchett fan (I know there are several on MN). Apart from the hay, it sounds like me!

I hadn't thought about lungs and udders...now I have, reading this thread.

Another point - they have six limbs - are they not insects?

WitcheryDivine · 05/08/2023 13:26

Imanalias · 05/08/2023 11:19

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal always good to encounter a Pratchett fan (I know there are several on MN). Apart from the hay, it sounds like me!

I hadn't thought about lungs and udders...now I have, reading this thread.

Another point - they have six limbs - are they not insects?

I've been worrying that they are insects for years.

As a Sagittarius I'm not at all sure about being repped by an insect although obviously not as awful as being a Scorpio.

WitcheryDivine · 05/08/2023 13:29

I think modern centaurs would sort the grazing problem with a lot of wheatgrass smoothies and porridge/flapjacks.

They would laugh at us for thinking they still have to go out grazing.

I think the entire human part is digestive system and all the other organs are in the horse part.

ErrolTheDragon · 05/08/2023 13:38

A lot of depictions of centaurs show that they have heavy jaws, obviously they've got stonking great big molars.

turbonerd · 05/08/2023 13:40

SoundTheSirens · 05/08/2023 09:36

Horses aren’t ruminants, they only have one stomach (hence why they keep dying of colic every five minutes) so having two stomachs would arguably be an upgrade for a centaur.

Imagine being a centaur vet! Although at least they could tell you which bit hurt.

Really?!
Hehehe, I thought they were like cows.

Well, that’s lucky 😄

Now I have a human/cow type centaur image stuck in my Brain and somehow that is odder than a centaur