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Boots refusing to sell canesten to men! Wtf!

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Stressedgiraffe · 01/06/2023 16:25

Dh went to boots to buy canesten today and the sales person refused to sell it to him as he was a man! Apparently the pharmacist stepped in and he bought it.
Wtf? Surely men can get thrush or could have been buying it for someone else. It's bonkers
Apparently she said it was a boots policy!

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NeverMindTryAgain · 01/06/2023 17:04

Feel better soon Dave

spiderlight · 01/06/2023 17:05

Dave is amazing!! Does he tickle?

willWillSmithsmith · 01/06/2023 17:05

He should have just said he is a woman and dare they misgender him.

EmmaGrundyForPM · 01/06/2023 17:05

Stressedgiraffe · 01/06/2023 16:55

One of the millipedes has an infection on its leg and we don't want it spreading to the 4 others. It's a giant African millipede named Dave

It's a millipede with only 5 legs?

Lessoftheold · 01/06/2023 17:05

Oh, Dave is the stuff of nightmares beautiful op.

Hope he gets better soon.

Stressedgiraffe · 01/06/2023 17:05

He feels like velcro.

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Stressedgiraffe · 01/06/2023 17:06

Sorry the 4 other millipedes

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willWillSmithsmith · 01/06/2023 17:06

😱

willWillSmithsmith · 01/06/2023 17:07

I think this is my favourite thread of the day 😁

Nat6999 · 01/06/2023 17:08

Just buy the canestan athletes foot cream, it's exactly the same one.

Sometimeswinning · 01/06/2023 17:08

EmmaGrundyForPM · 01/06/2023 17:05

It's a millipede with only 5 legs?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

EmmaGrundyForPM · 01/06/2023 17:08

Stressedgiraffe · 01/06/2023 17:06

Sorry the 4 other millipedes

I know, I was joking!

This thread is batshit bonkers, it's great.

Improbablecat · 01/06/2023 17:08

Poor Dave. Hope his fungal leg gets better soon.

I try to use vague but not strictly incorrect language with the chemist. Another good pet medicine is chloramphenicol eye drops, which are exactly the same for cats as for humans.

Last time my cat had an eye infection the vet said I'd save a fortune getting it from a human chemist.

"Can I get some chloramphenicol eye drops please, they're for Alice, my wee one. She's 12. Her clinician advised me to get her some"....

MicrowaveRice · 01/06/2023 17:08

Stressedgiraffe · 01/06/2023 17:03

Dave

Excuse me, I'm just off to have some nightmares.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 01/06/2023 17:09

It's a clear cut case of Millipedes' Foot. Maybe you should make Dave a bunch of little verruca socks so he doesn't spread it further?

Mogs43 · 01/06/2023 17:09

My favourite thread as well . Made me laugh - hope he is on the mend soon. Looks very healthy in the photo.

Gtsr443 · 01/06/2023 17:10

Hope Dave feels better soon. Best thread for ages!

NoNotHimTheOtherOne · 01/06/2023 17:10

I was given the nth degree before being allowed Syndol (paracetamol/codeine) in Tesco because I gave an honest answer to do I take it regularly. Should have said no but was honest and said regularly but not frequently.

Other time was in a branch of Lloyds Pharmacy. Wanted two Otrivine sprays one for now and one for spare. Would only let me have one!!

But these are both important. If you have something that's causing sufficiently severe pain to require codeine regularly, it needs to be investigated. And you are not supposed to use alpha-agonist nasal sprays for more than 7 days (see thread on general health board), so you shouldn't have a spare.

OpalescentFly · 01/06/2023 17:10

Is there a difference between canestan sold by a pharmacist and the stuff sold on the supermarket shelves?

Babdoc · 01/06/2023 17:10

I am loving this thread! Especially the “why do millipedes need Canesten?” “They don’t like yogurt”
and the implication that Dave only has five legs!

Whapples · 01/06/2023 17:10

This is my favourite MN thread ever 😂🪱

Unexpecteddrivinginstructor · 01/06/2023 17:14

Gosh athlete's foot is bad enough when you just have two feet, with that number Dave must really be suffering.

MMMarmite · 01/06/2023 17:14

Best thread twist ever OP. Now watching videos about African millipedes.

Flapjacker48 · 01/06/2023 17:15

@Moro93 Because most male uti's are due to prostate issues (enlargement or infection), potential urethral defects (strictures etc) or Epididymo-orchitis - all of which need looking into by a GP. Also men generally need 7 days of antibiotics for infections of the urinary system and pharmacists are only able to offer 3 days

IClaudine · 01/06/2023 17:15

Poor Dave. Hope he gets better soon.

What do millipedes eat? Leafy green stuff?

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