How broken are you?

[Quackpot]

I've just boiled the kettle, washed my cup, set it down on the table, popped the teabag on the worktop and poured water all over it. Only realised when I tried to stir it 😂

What the fuck?

Why?

Can you beat that 🤣

@TracyLeanne82

I took my cat to the vet once as I was convinced he had a tick on his tummy. It was his nipple.

😂😂😂😂😂😇

DD was going through sleep regression at the time. We were sat up the dining table when I heard a key in the front door and start to open. I ran into the hall and pushed against the door to close it, desperate to keep the intruder out. When I caught a glimpse in the peep hole, realisation hit me. It was the dog walker bringing him home at the normal time, hence the key! Mortified, I pretended I happened to be there, thought the door was stuck so was 'helping' 🙈

Years ago I went with DH to one of his important work events. We were both on best behaviour and trying to impress/network, when a Very Important Senior Manager came to be introduced to DH, and the conversation went like this:
Manager (to DH): Ah yes and you are?
DH: DH, pleased to meet you
Manager (does not skip a beat turning to me): And you are?
Me: DH.

Yes. I managed to introduce myself as my husband.
DH and Manager both just stood staring at me, quite speechless.
It’s really quite something to have to try to explain why you got your own name wrong.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣