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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 21:56

@SmallGreenStripes

Do I need to worry about the phone call in the morning, wise ones?
@SmallGreenStripes You do not need to worry because there is nothing more you can do about it tonight. Kick your feet up and lose yourself in some brainless TV.
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SmallGreenStripes · 19/08/2021 22:00

Thank you. In bed now and just got DC3 to sleep so I will try to do the same.

lovescaca · 19/08/2021 22:07

Why am I sad?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 22:15

@SmallGreenStripes

Thank you. In bed now and just got DC3 to sleep so I will try to do the same.
@SmallGreenStripes Good luck!
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 22:18

@lovescaca

Why am I sad?
@lovescaca Aw, it's because Caca doesn't love you back and just wants to be friends.

(Hope this is just a small blip for you--find someone to talk to if it's not.)

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lovescaca · 20/08/2021 07:49

Nope

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/08/2021 09:50

@lovescaca

Nope
Oh, I'm glad to hear you got over the Caca situation so quickly! Hope it's the same for the other thing as well.
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Chocolatier9 · 20/08/2021 11:24

Can I do what I want to do?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/08/2021 14:13

@Chocolatier9

Can I do what I want to do?
Yes, as long as it doesn't bother anyone or anything (except rats...it's okay to bother rats).
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AnneKipankitoo · 20/08/2021 14:16

What will my weight be after unlimited chips and salsa and over staying my ahem welcome on a private thread?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/08/2021 15:00

@AnneKipankitoo

What will my weight be after unlimited chips and salsa and over staying my ahem welcome on a private thread?
@AnneKipankitoo 15 stone. Also, I know you were not welcome on that thread at all. In fact, that's the surest I've been of any answer on here. Grin
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YellowMonday · 20/08/2021 15:03

I posted a while back, still waiting on the job change and sprained ankle Smile. My weight loss has plateaued over the past 2 weeks, how long until the scales start going down again (it's driving me crazy!).

AnneKipankitoo · 20/08/2021 15:12

Always good to be absolutely sure !

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/08/2021 15:21

@YellowMonday

I posted a while back, still waiting on the job change and sprained ankle Smile. My weight loss has plateaued over the past 2 weeks, how long until the scales start going down again (it's driving me crazy!).
@YellowMonday, oh, so I guess you already got your small win on a scratchcard. Congratulations! I would recommend trying to sprain your ankle now. That way, you can get it out of the way and blame the weight loss plateau on that. Anyway, the plateau will last for about ten weeks, so stick with it.
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AlCalavicci · 21/08/2021 17:54

Who should I pester for no reason at all next ?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 21/08/2021 21:23

@AlCalavicci

Who should I pester for no reason at all next ?
@AlCalavicci Boris Johnson
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AlCalavicci · 22/08/2021 01:08

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

I wanted a laugh not to get board to death !

Sweetpea1532 · 22/08/2021 04:20

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Will Boris ever comb his hair?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 22/08/2021 06:15

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Will Boris ever comb his hair?[/quote]
Yes, in June 2029.

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Egghead68 · 22/08/2021 06:17

Why have I been awake all night?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 22/08/2021 18:20

@Egghead68

Why have I been awake all night?
@Egghead68 Because of a health problem -- I hope you feel better soon!
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Egghead68 · 22/08/2021 18:40

Late night coffee! 🙂

BakeOffRewatch · 22/08/2021 18:46

Should I stay in London or move back to rural shires?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 22/08/2021 21:03

@Egghead68

Late night coffee! 🙂
@Egghead68, drinking coffee late at night is bad for your health because it will keep you awake all night. So, I consider it a health problem. Grin
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 22/08/2021 21:04

@BakeOffRewatch

Should I stay in London or move back to rural shires?
@BakeOfRewatch, London for now but with an eye to move to the shires before Baby BakeOff is in school.
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