I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

What do you know?

Ok

What am I thinking right now?

Where did I go today then? Weird

OK then I'll ask a question - who did I just have a phone call with?

What’s my second name?

Psychic? Ok so when am I going to be rich?

@Dementedswan

What do you know?

Absolutely everything.

Who is the shit stirring cunt at my job?

@RubyFowler

What am I thinking right now?

"This thread might be amusing."

Should I have another packet of crisps?

@Terrazzo

Where did I go today then? Weird

Work, supermarket, then sister's house.

@PracticingPerson

OK then I'll ask a question - who did I just have a phone call with?

Tim

Anyone who knows me would be shocked to know...... what?

@Anuthanamechange

What’s my second name?

Martins

How fat am I right now?

What disappointing dinner did I make tonight?

@Biscuitandacuppa

Psychic? Ok so when am I going to be rich?

Not until 2045, I'm afraid.

@LEMtheoriginal

Who is the shit stirring cunt at my job?

Stacey

What am I doing right now? Apart from being on Mumsnet

Why are the soles of my feet constantly sore?

😄 nope, actually pottery class and Pilates 😄

@user1495884211

Should I have another packet of crisps?

Yes, but a glass of water too so it evens out.

What's my horses name?

Oh wow you are right - it was Tim Henman, we were chatting about Wimbledon