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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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Sweetpea1532 · 18/08/2021 17:48

@BakeOffRewatch
Thanks for tagging me on this other thread from @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
It's brilliant...I owe it to SALSA to not post on HER selfish other thread since this one has given me so much enjoyment..
So yes, I will honour the request to not post on it so the World can be enlightened and graced with her profound thoughts.Grin

BakeOffRewatch · 18/08/2021 18:54

Ask the oracle a question @Sweetpea1532, she’s pretty good at it!

Sweetpea1532 · 18/08/2021 19:01

@BakeOffRewatch😂🧞‍♀️🧝‍♀️
I'll have to think of one as I pretty much already know EVERYTHING!

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/08/2021 21:21

@BakeOffRewatch

Do you know if me, *@kurtwilde, @ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba, @NigellaSeed, @AlCalavicci, @Sweetpea1532, @TrustworthyPartyPerson, @mamawilde, @zacefron, @presidentjoey, @restingstitchface, @AnneKipankitoo , @chickenyhead, @Mychickenfeeds5foraweek, @FirstTimeMommy2021* (of centipede fame) have enough self restraint to keep your other thread going until Friday?
Yes, @BakeOffRewatch, you CAN do it, and you WILL! You only have to make it through two nights. Think of how proud you'll all feel! Smile
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/08/2021 21:24

[quote Sweetpea1532]@BakeOffRewatch
Thanks for tagging me on this other thread from @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
It's brilliant...I owe it to SALSA to not post on HER selfish other thread since this one has given me so much enjoyment..
So yes, I will honour the request to not post on it so the World can be enlightened and graced with her profound thoughts.Grin[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532, I knew you would enjoy it. I also know there's a question tickling at the edge of your mind. Don't be afraid to ask it ... posts are encouraged on this thread!

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/08/2021 21:26

@BakeOffRewatch

Ask the oracle a question *@Sweetpea1532*, she’s pretty good at it!
@BakeOffRewatch, only pretty good? Hmm Well, I know you are the master of understatement.
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Sweetpea1532 · 18/08/2021 21:35

Yes, I suppose @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Posts ARE encouraged on this thread since 1000 posts will give credence to your smarty pants abilities at least in your own mind anyway
Grin

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/08/2021 21:55

@Sweetpea1532

Yes, I suppose *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* Posts ARE encouraged on this thread since 1000 posts will give credence to your smarty pants abilities at least in your own mind anyway Grin
@Sweetpea1532 Well, I haven't been wrong yet. Some answers just need a little explanation. Grin
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BakeOffRewatch · 18/08/2021 21:57

Salsa is already in MN Classics with this thread

Signed Salsa Fan Club, Hon. Sec., BakeOff

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/08/2021 22:08

@BakeOffRewatch

Salsa is already in MN Classics with this thread

Signed Salsa Fan Club, Hon. Sec., BakeOff

@BakeOffRewatch, why not president? Shoot for the stars!

Also, I know you'd be good at the game I started a few days ago. There are some really funny people on there. game thread

(you, too, @Sweetpea1532)

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Sweetpea1532 · 19/08/2021 01:54

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Congratulations on your MN classics!
You are VERY clever, Salsa...cant wait to try your gameWine

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 03:31

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Congratulations on your MN classics!
You are VERY clever, Salsa...cant wait to try your gameWine[/quote]
Aw, thanks! It really was my crowning achievement in life. I know you're still trying to think of a question. Don't be shy. Questions of all sorts are welcome here.

(Yes, lady name Stacey reading this post--yours too!).

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Sweetpea1532 · 19/08/2021 04:50

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
I finally have a question!

How do I become as clever as you?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 07:22

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
I finally have a question!

How do I become as clever as you?[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532, they say comparison is the thief of joy. Be content with your own level of cleverness (which is very high indeed). You may not be able to know everything about everyone, but you can hone your top talents (baking and writing) and/or find a new one (kickboxing would suit).

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Cassandraprobs · 19/08/2021 07:28

Please oracle - what pet do I want and should I actually get it?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 07:33

@Cassandraprobs

Please oracle - what pet do I want and should I actually get it?
A pug. And you shouldn't get it until you have more space.
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Cassandraprobs · 19/08/2021 07:35

Err, I really don't like pugs and we've just moved into a bigger house Grin

Naggety · 19/08/2021 08:12

What is my plan for tiday and will I actually do it?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 10:07

@Cassandraprobs

Err, I really don't like pugs and we've just moved into a bigger house Grin
@Cassandraprobs, oops! I meant a kitten named Pug. Grin The house is big enough, but don't get the kitten until you're a bit more settled in.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 10:07

@Naggety

What is my plan for tiday and will I actually do it?
@Naggety Sorting out your life insurance, but you won't actually do it.
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Naggety · 19/08/2021 10:13

Well you're right about the second part!

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 10:21

@Naggety

Well you're right about the second part!
Not to be naggety, but you really should do it (I don't mean that in an ominous way).
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Sweetpea1532 · 19/08/2021 20:56

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
,
Thank you, oh wise one!
Your kind words are appreciated...and your answer is spot on! Grin

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/08/2021 21:41

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
,
Thank you, oh wise one!
Your kind words are appreciated...and your answer is spot on! Grin[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532 I'm always here to help. My talents must be shared.

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SmallGreenStripes · 19/08/2021 21:47

Do I need to worry about the phone call in the morning, wise ones?

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