I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

I don't know Judard personally, but I think she's really talented.

Okay, I'll give you another chance. What's my DH's name?

And what kind of pet do I have?

@sundaydisposition

Okay, I'll give you another chance. What's my DH's name?

Alan

@sundaydisposition

And what kind of pet do I have?

A labradoodle

Sorry, my DH is not called Alan.

I do have a dog, but it's not a labradoodle.

@sundaydisposition

Sorry, my DH is not called Alan.

He prefers to be called Alan, but he doesn't want to tell you because he thinks you'll make fun of him. Alan's shy that way.

@sundaydisposition

I do have a dog, but it's not a labradoodle.

Well, it's 1.3% labradoodle. Fascinating, right?

Am I being unreasonable to bump this thread? I have far too much fun answering your wonderful questions.

I know some of you have questions burning in your very soul. Don't worry; I'll be here for you when you get the courage to ask them.

I’m a needle felt artist, as you know, but now I’ve finished my recent commissions I have no idea what to sculpt next. I primarily make animals and birds. What animal or bird should I sculpt next?

Also, what’s my favourite Pokémon?

@HeechulOppa

I’m a needle felt artist, as you know, but now I’ve finished my recent commissions I have no idea what to sculpt next. I primarily make animals and birds. What animal or bird should I sculpt next?

Also, what’s my favourite Pokémon?

@HeechulOppa Great question! Also, I love the "as you know".

Next animal: a peacock
Favourite Pokemon: Charizard

*HeechulOppa
I’m a needle felt artist, as you know, but now I’ve finished my recent commissions I have no idea what to sculpt next. I primarily make animals and birds. What animal or bird should I sculpt next?

Also, what’s my favourite Pokémon?
@HeechulOppa Great question! Also, I love the "as you know".

Next animal: a peacock
Favourite Pokemon: Charizard*

Crikey, I’m going to be setting myself up for a challenge with my next one by the looks of things!!

But alas, my favourite Pokemon is Leafeon

Bold fail there

@HeechulOppa

*HeechulOppa I’m a needle felt artist, as you know, but now I’ve finished my recent commissions I have no idea what to sculpt next. I primarily make animals and birds. What animal or bird should I sculpt next?

Also, what’s my favourite Pokémon?
@HeechulOppa Great question! Also, I love the "as you know".

Next animal: a peacock
Favourite Pokemon: Charizard*

Crikey, I’m going to be setting myself up for a challenge with my next one by the looks of things!!

But alas, my favourite Pokemon is Leafeon

Don't worry, you can definitely do a peacock! I know you have the talent for it. Thanks for the questions, or should I say kamsamnida?

@HeechulOppa

Bold fail there

Oh, it wasn't a bold fail. It was supposed to say:

Favourite Pokemon: Charizard*

*Or Leafeon

I must have hit "Post" too early.

The bold fail was mine!

or should I say kamsamnida?

진짜! You really do know everything!

@HeechulOppa

The bold fail was mine!

or should I say kamsamnida?

진짜! You really do know everything!

Well, I like to think of all of the posts as mine. And, yes, I do know everything. Why else would I start this thread?

Why won’t my peonies flower?😭

@Pandora64

Why won’t my peonies flower?😭

Sadly, they are too deep in the ground. Better luck next time!

Dear omniscient @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa of mumsnet chat board classics fame, are these gifts from my mother in law a nice thoughtful gift, or a passive aggressive dig and by chance things I’d want to read?

@BakeOffRewatch

Dear omniscient *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* of mumsnet chat board classics fame, are these gifts from my mother in law a nice thoughtful gift, or a passive aggressive dig and by chance things I’d want to read?

@BakeOffRewatch They are intended to be thoughtful, but she does secretly think you have man hands.

Do you know if me, @kurtwilde, @ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba, @NigellaSeed, @AlCalavicci, @Sweetpea1532, @TrustworthyPartyPerson, @mamawilde, @zacefron, @presidentjoey, @restingstitchface, @AnneKipankitoo , @chickenyhead, @Mychickenfeeds5foraweek, @FirstTimeMommy2021 (of centipede fame) have enough self restraint to keep your other thread going until Friday?