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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 25/06/2021 21:49

@PurpleyBlue

Should I bother watering the tomatoes?
Yes, but only with San Pelligrino.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 25/06/2021 21:51

We need those tomatoes growing well so I can make more salsa!

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PurpleyBlue · 25/06/2021 23:51

Sounds good to me. The fizz will surely help them.

brokentelemetry · 26/06/2021 17:17

@lightand

God actually does know everything about us.

Everything.

Even our thoughts.

🤢
OneMillionSteps · 26/06/2021 17:35

How long will it take me to lose that extremely stubborn last half stone I’ve been trying to shift for years?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 26/06/2021 21:24

@OneMillionSteps

How long will it take me to lose that extremely stubborn last half stone I’ve been trying to shift for years?
A loyal friend like that is worth keeping around.
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sundaydisposition · 08/07/2021 18:40

What's my job?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 08/07/2021 18:54

@sundaydisposition

What's my job?
Instagram influencer
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sundaydisposition · 08/07/2021 19:38

Instagram influencer? Sorry, that's not my job.

Brunts12 · 08/07/2021 20:27

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
When is my birthday? Smile

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 08/07/2021 20:57

@sundaydisposition

Instagram influencer? Sorry, that's not my job.
Yes, I completely agree. I don't think it's a real job either, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 08/07/2021 20:58

[quote Brunts12]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
When is my birthday? Smile[/quote]
@Brunts12

5 April

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 10/07/2021 21:01

Interesting that no one has asked me about tomorrow's football score. Of course, I probably wouldn't say anything so you all could be surprised. Smile

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PinkSkyPurple · 10/07/2021 21:28

What tattoo am I getting next?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 10/07/2021 21:37

@PinkSkyPurple

What tattoo am I getting next?
@PinkSkyPurple

A bird holding a flower

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lazylinguist · 10/07/2021 21:40

How many fingere am I holding up?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 10/07/2021 21:43

@lazylinguist

How many fingere am I holding up?
Zero! (because "fingere" isn't a word)

Okay, I know what you meant...three!

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HellaChange · 10/07/2021 21:45

What is my job?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 10/07/2021 21:51

Barista

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 10/07/2021 21:52

Sorry, that was for @HellaChange

(What's my job?) Barista

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HellaChange · 10/07/2021 21:53

I'm not a Barista I'm afraid .. but I do absolutely love coffee, so that could be the reason you thought that..!

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 10/07/2021 21:59

@HellaChange

I'm not a Barista I'm afraid .. but I do absolutely love coffee, so that could be the reason you thought that..!
Did I say "barista"? I meant "barrister". Smile Oh, and I know you love coffee.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 12/07/2021 20:22

Well, I'm tempted to bump the thread because I know more of you have questions. But I won't. Grin

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Pandora64 · 12/07/2021 23:35

What book will I read next?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 13/07/2021 03:16

@Pandora64

What book will I read next?
@Pandora64

The Tiger Who Came to Tea by Judith Kerr OR The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman OR The Tiger Who Murdered Tea on Thursday by Judard Oskerr.

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