I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

@QueenBee52

👀

Don't be shy, @QueenBee52. I'll get you started: You're favourite colour is puce.

Well, you know what they say...You can't judge a bloke by his clover!

You got the name of the man wrong that I had an affair with in 2017 . Try again - what was his job ?

@MrsMaizel

You got the name of the man wrong that I had an affair with in 2017 . Try again - what was his job ?

Oh, his name was definitely Scott. Sorry, but he lied about it.

He worked in sales.

😂😂😂😂 nope

@MrsMaizel

😂😂😂😂 nope

Oh, dear. He lied about that too!

Will I have anymore children

@Positivelysober

Will I have anymore children

You probably will, and Christopher DEFINITELY will.

Thank you so much to @WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll and anyone else (of course I know who you are but I also know you want to remain anonymous) who nominated this thread for Classics, its new home. That really made my day!

I have only scratched the surface of the vast amount of information that I have to share, so please keep those questions coming!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

^HopeClearwater
Why do I have so many qualifications yet earn so little?
The game is stacked against everyone but the top one percent.^

Yes, I’ll go with that.

Why won’t my son sleep ?

[quote HopeClearwater]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

^HopeClearwater
Why do I have so many qualifications yet earn so little?
The game is stacked against everyone but the top one percent.^

Yes, I’ll go with that.[/quote]
I wish I knew what to do about that. Unfortunately, I only know everything about everyone, not everything about everything.

Oh, I also don't know how to do italics, apparently.

@Hpphy

Why won’t my son sleep ?

He has lovely, lovely dreams but still prefers his waking life.

(It does get better. Hang in there!)

What present am I going to give my mum when I see her next?

@Oblomov21

What present am I going to give my mum when I see her next?

A colourful scarf

Why are there two hosepipes - one marked 'Chips' and the other marked 'Salsa' - running through the house into my DW's office?

@LIMITEDChipsAndSalsa

Why are there two hosepipes - one marked 'Chips' and the other marked 'Salsa' - running through the house into my DW's office?

How else would you get Unlimited Chips and Salsa?

Err no. Sorry OP. I have a brooch I bought her.

Am 6 weeks post interview for an nhs waiting list but its purely a step up for my band as in if i get it ill stay where i am and get paid more. They said the outcome is delayed ..why?

@Oblomov21

Err no. Sorry OP. I have a brooch I bought her.

What present am I going to give my mum when I see her next? A colourful scarf

Well, of course she'll need a brooch to hold the scarf on. Good idea! (and sounds lovely)

@Feilin

Am 6 weeks post interview for an nhs waiting list but its purely a step up for my band as in if i get it ill stay where i am and get paid more. They said the outcome is delayed ..why?

A classic case of the 3 C's: Covid, cuts, and another word that is just one letter longer than cuts...

What would be the perfect career for me?

@Houseofvelour

What would be the perfect career for me?

Graphic designer

Should I bother watering the tomatoes?